A girl died at my university on Friday
The Daily Mail reported:

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1088849/University-student-dead-halls-residence-suffering-brain-haemorrhage.html

The image used to represent "Park Campus" in this image is actually of a building next to Avenue Campus, that's not even owned by the university.

Hooray for a quick image search!
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)

Because the important thing is the picture

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)

Who cares?

( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)

This with knobs on. ^

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

I wish there was some way that i could stop the likes of you replying to me,
some sort of proactive ignore feature or something.
( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)

"Likes of you"
What does that mean?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)

REPLIES FROM THE HEBRIDOURS!
Sod the Geography. It just works.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)

Not really

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)

Well handled.
Completely sucking any comedy from the situation with a well put reply.
Come on. Back on over to 90nz0's board. Come on, up you get. Come on.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)

Shall I get the block and tackle?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)

I fear I'm already on block with some, and the tackle may be very prominent.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

I doubt that any of them have that much of an impressive set of genitalia that they emerge from underneath their fatman foldovers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)

I'm imagining a jazz musician by the name of 'Fatman Foldovers' now.
Nice.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)

I sicked in my mouth
:(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

Ah, good old 'Caledonian Cud'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

Scotch cud.
Scud.
( Malaka omdz, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

D:

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

haha

( Malaka omdz, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

Yes, JMG
You are so witty.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)

He's one of the wittiest people here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

*Counts down slowly*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

You'll have to go slower than that, I don't think anyone is paying attention.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

ok... why?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

I don't know Maffers,
i just threw up in my sink, then realized that my sink is blocked. :( Sorry, you're alright really.
( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)

you've just gone downhill :(
apologising too.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)

You.

( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)

>:(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)

Hello, you repellant slag

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)

hello chopsy cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)

That's a new one on me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

This was the most namby-pamby short-lived bit of ONLINE BULLYING ever.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)

i feel gypped

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)

Lovely...
Thank god my curry isn't coming for another hour. Lol.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)

I'm not sure what the best course of action is,
i might try some boiling water.
( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)

I'm not sure.
My little one just spewed everywhere too.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)

Bad times.
:(
( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)

I suspect you're being tarred with the same brush as the ditchwater-dreary toothache-inducing miserycunts who happen to live in your corner of the british isles.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)

Do you live near him too?
Must be something in the water.
( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)

His dad lives down the road from me.
Every so often I leave a turd in a burning paper bag on the doorstep, knock on the door and run away.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)

You all know each other :(
I feel left out.
( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)

His dad lives in Suffolk.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)

Is there some sort of wiki where i can learn about all of this stuff?
Only i find the idea of befriending any of you beyond the confines of /talk repulsive.
( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)

b3ta.wik.is/
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)

It seems a bit out of date.

( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

I still have
a jar full of eyes
( icklepeach *relurks*, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

I don't know who you are,
sorry.
( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)

strangely enough
I'm icklepeach on the wiki too.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

Sorry.

( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

I wish that I didn't look at Bou's profile on there.

( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

Hmm,
is that her actual face? She isn't so bad at all.
( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

BEWARE THE MYSPACE ANGLE!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

I'm an optimist Maffers.

( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

hahahahahaha
hahaha
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

You again?

( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

It wasn't the picture of her face that scared me.

( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)

hee hee
b3ta.wik.is/index.php?title=C/Cock_Tuesday&highlight=Wormulus
( WormuIus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

who the fuck would have you in their gang anyway?
NOT I.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)

Get bent.

( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

I read this as his dad does this to you.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

You can read it however you like.

( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)

If we all did this.
All kinds of hijinks would ensue.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)

Hijinks eh.

( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

She looks like a cartoon too.

( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

Luckily her hotter friends not only survived
but the Daily Mail-Menopause found a great cleavage shot of a blonde "pal" during their caring facebook trawl.

Huzzah!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)

Are you some sort of nonce?
:(
( well, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

Did you feel the draft?

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)

Yeh, shocking
Her family will be so upset by the wrong picture.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)

And this week's Pickle Fairy Trophy for Missing The Point goes to...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

I have my own trophy now?
Woooo.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

FUCK OFF I HAVE ASPERGERS

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

I have Roast Chicken

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)

approximately 99%* of people don't give a fuck
*may be inaccurate by -1%
( Malaka omdz, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

Not much to look at
Probably for the best, eh?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)

ugly people have no quality of life.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)

I know :(
I live on a pile of turds eating flies
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

+1

( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)

Nope
I must be a bit thick. Sorry.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

Yeah, thick PLUS ONE!
HA! yeah!
( Malaka omdz, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)

I'm such a failure
:((((((
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)

Brain heamorrhage you say.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)

joe from redditch is a twat

( spacefish bong!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

Hahaha

( Malaka omdz, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

You go to northampton university,
I live in milton keynes we're practically neighbours.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

*waves from a few more junctions down the M1*

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

*waves*

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)

IMAGE COMPRESSION GALORE
or is the fact she's made of squares the cause of her leaky brain?
( parttimedogfish, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

All students have bad artifacts these days,
it's because of all the debt.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

ahh right
I thought it might be something to do with that
( parttimedogfish, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

The pictures are off her Facebook, I think.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)

Media tends to do this
Cunts.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)

The picture of the university is just plain lazy though.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)

A girl died at mine last week too, meningitis.
And 3 of the sex attack victims have been students.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

The next marginally hot female student with bacterial meningitis symptoms
should be doused in WKD and staked out in sexy gear^tm as a judas goat to infect the rapist
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)

Why
do they feel the need to say how much her parents' home costs? What's that got to do with the price of bacon?
( moogy boobles, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)