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oh god
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7802652.stm

first line of this actualy made me do a :o
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)

Why post this?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)

pip pip
(******, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
could someone shout me the moment this starts being funny?
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)

really, why did you decide to share this with us?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
He's boasting

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
A little girl is killed by 'a catastrophic brain injury' at Christmas
and you post it on /talk with a :o smiley.

I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
I'm not just being an arse
I am genuinely baffled by why someone would start a new thread on /talk with this.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
because she's hot and it's funny

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
I read it and was shocked
I wanted to tell someone about it but I'm the only one in my part of the office.

Since when do we need a reason to post a bbc link anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
Yeah
I mean

Fucking yeah
(__, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
Nobody even likes the entertaining BBC links
Why the fuck you would post an upsetting and boring piece of regional news bullshit is beyond me.

This is a shit thread, try again.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
I'M SORRY OK

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
CALM DOWN SEBBY

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
I don't think that :o
was particluarly meant in a "OMFG LOLZ = TV ON UR HED!!!111 :)" kind of way.

He was just using it to show his shocked reaction. I think (hope?) that he was as shocked and upset as the rest of us!
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
Wormulus. You love a bit of cyber attention.
Why do the same 4 or 5 QOTW users always reply to me?
Some of whom are quick to tell me they aren't fatty fatty boom booms, every time.


I'm currently handling two at the moment.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
blah blah blah

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
YOU LOVELY MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
hmmm
They see you as a troll and have decided to feed you rather than ignore you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
Balls.
They even say it themselves. I'm a leader.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
I'm afraid I'm no Bella Emberg
or even Rosie O'Donnell.

But being handled by JMG?

I'm just interested in what he has to say.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
He doesn't have anything to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
You two could form a new Legion of Doom.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
I'm very disappointed
if you're simply complaining that when you post on Offtopic the same people keep replying to you.

Does this consititute entertainment on /talk?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
Handling..?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post337518
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
I don't really think this is news
most accidents happen in the home, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
so, your first thought on reading the article was "That's hardly news"?
harsh
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
Well it's not
I don't see why it deserves coverage. The father wasn't abusive, there was no failing by social services, etc. This is a private matter and should be treated as such.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
Don't get me wrong, my sympathies go out to the family
but if we heard of every death like this...?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
I don't disagree
but it wouldn't be my first reaction
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
I never said it was my first reaction
but it wasn't very long before I thought that.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
Oh DAMN that father not being abusive
I mean I was interested but then it turned out she had a happy life I was all 'what is this shit? Where's the beatings? Where's the years of abuse?' NONSENSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
The whole baby P thing should have got coverage
(but not as much as it did) because there was a public interest. A public service had failed in its duty, and as tax payers we need to know this.

But a telly being dropped by accident, it's just news for the sake of news.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
well that'll cheer everyone up

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
That'll teach her to lie at the bottom of the stairs.
Oh wait, no it won't. She's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
stupid little cunt shouldn't have been fucking around
near her dad's feet on the stairs. No sympathy. NEXT.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
It's not like she won't have noticed him carrying a big fuck-off TV down the stairs.
Idiot child.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
Some depressed bloke jumped in front of the train this morning
Made me 1 hour late for work.

He must have watched GMTV this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
she needed to tap the 'a' button to dodge
she clearly didn't
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
She needed me to tank
eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Ravencrest&n=Wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
You fucking nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
Nope
She needed ME to tank
eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Emerald+Dream&n=Theoban
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
uh non 17k armor 10k health uber tank kthx
21k buffed & pots


eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Daggerspine&n=Moohalaa
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
Ech, I should do some instances sometime
I've not done one since Blood Furnace
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
NO
MY PENIS IS BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
Friend me, I have a Blood Elf Huntress on that realm
Also called Wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
Will do chief

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
so what you're saying is, you pretend to be a woman online?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
that's what I got from that

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
Absolutely
My reasoning is thus:

I'd rather look at a female character all the time rather than a wonky beast

People give you free stuff becuase you look pretty

I'm a tranny
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
I find the opposite as girls love staring at my wonky beast.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
I do this;
And I haven't started playing WoW yet either.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
aaahahahahahahahanosorryIdon'tgetit
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
Awwwww.
Poor kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
If it's not a personal question
are you a coloured?
(******, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
Nope. Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
you smell of curry

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
NYOM

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
See, an LCD would have just given her brain damage
CRTs are too big
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
BAN TELEVISIONS
EMILY U R A ANGLE ALWYAS IN R HARTS
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
my advice:
don't think about that too hard
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)