I am not closing /talk
I post one jokey comment and you all go mad. FFS. Stop it.
( rob, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)

you don't visit /talk that often then i take it?

( well, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)

It's too late
It's emo carnage
( thealternativefact, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)

They're taking it all too seriously

( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)

I didn't think for a minute you were.
But it was fun to watch the wobbles.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)

wobbles? and i missed them?
damn.
*bellydances to an invisible audience*
*sigh* - it's just not the same....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

Awww why did you tell?
It's funny to see people get worked up.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)

The world's going to end in 2012, though.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

after or before the Olympics?

( well, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

after.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

Closing ceremony
Will be fantastic.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

Olympics Euro football thing thats happening down the road
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

hahaha
we need an apocalypse damn it!
( masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)

So i'm not going to see my computer fail in 2038?
Fucksocks.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)

I think most people knew.
They were just pretending not to as a wind-up for the 30% who genuinely didn't.
( Zuowan, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

Something tells me QOTW/offtopic will be genuinely devastated when they hear this.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

See, that's why we deserve to be shut down.
Do it. Now. End the pain.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

KIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEE

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)

imagine us, all gathered round you, in a bombed out concrete building in urban Vietnam
and the guy in glasses has a pistol and he's pointing it at you
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)

can you step the ones who think it IS closing, for a day?
just for japes and larks _{and to massively increase the average quality of the place}
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)

False sense of security
I like it
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

That's it, all smiles
Keep it up and you'll have the kittens back in no time
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

Oh you have SPOILED a fortnight for me, Rob!
I had them all going for it, too.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)

Saying that, mind.
I did always say it was my fault. So I was never lying.

If we went to court I'd walk free.
Or have Baldmonkey take the fall.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)

Another GLOBAL conspiracy perpetrated by JMG
9/11 was one thing but, ffs JMG, this time you've gone TOO far!
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

JMG is a shape-shifting lizard.
You heard it here first.
( Zuowan, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)

ARRRRGH!
*Runs away*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)

JMG is going to bomb something sometime in January, mark my words.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)

North Korea.
DekionPlexis said so.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)

Are ABBA growing turnips then?

( masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)

Arses!

( Lord Gnome, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)