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Continuing the theme
in a film version of /talk, who would play you and why? Who or what would play other b3tans?

If you can find a picture to link to, that would be most helpful, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
Dom Deluise.
Fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
perfect!
i58.photobucket.com/albums/g254/dollabill1/no.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
The fat kid from Superbad
Or Telly Savalas' brother
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
I'd be a cartoon character voiced by me.
Or that woman who plays Olive in On The Buses.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
yes yes,
but when are the random burn addresses being sent out? :p
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
I'll kick your shins off on Saturday
if you don't SHU.

I actually did my randomising last night. I'm waiting for one fucker to send me their address.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
Oh sorry
Send it to Jesus, care of the Pentagon
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
Ryan Maloney.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
Supermatt would be played by that chap who played the child catcher

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
Dakota Fanning looks more like him

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
Robert Helpmann

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
I'd be played by Jim Carrey doing that "talking with his butt" bit in Ace Ventura.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
Lois Griffin (what?)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
Harvel Keitel

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
Ed Byrne if he dyed his hair Ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
In the younger years I'd have Steven Hawkins being me as a hyperactive, tree climbing whippersnapper

Middle years I'd have Johnny Depp. Obvious. All girls & boys love the Depp.

Older years I'd have an upset pug on the shoulder's of Kevin Mcculkin wearing a fantastic 70's brown wing collered suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
If people realise I'm too ugly in real life for Johnny Depp to play me I'll choose Tracy Chapman as a replacement

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
Maybe they could Cher the role?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
Sean Tully, apparently :(
But obviously at the very outer reaches of his acting spectrum, what with me being all manly and that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
Tee hee.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
You flamin gallaaaaaaaah, Toady

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
That overly camp one from will and grace
He'd play Maffers
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
I've already done me.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
how autoerotic!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
James Corden would play Mooie.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
He's yummy.
James Corden, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
0_0

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
Spangolin would be played by the mother from The Lost Boys

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

The Lost Boys The Borrowers
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
NO, LEAVE IT WHERE IT WAS. BAD THEO.
The Borrowers The Lost Boys
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
SORRY GONZY

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
Diane Wiest (sp?)
I *heart* that woman. The Lost Boys was on the other week and I said to FF that spangles looks like her.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
hehe
I had to Google her - we do look a bit alike
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
Simon Amstell
Redubbed by Rik Moranis
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
anyone with long hair and a beard
i've had many lazy comparisons
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
Dave Lee Travis

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
Justin Lee Collins

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
Noel Edmonds.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
Richard Branson

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
Will smith.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
four identical dwarves, alternating as one is spent

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
I would be played by Penfold out of Dangermouse

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
Crumbs!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
SickRik
should probably be played by Ron Jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
Or Morph

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Ron Jeremy an oompa loompa.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
Ewan McGregor plays me
Failing that, Rick Astley
Failing that, Karren Matthews
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
Too bad.
We've already hired Ding to play you.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
baldmonkey.
Everyone else would also be played by baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 10:59, archived)