why are they filming your bedroom
are they making some sort of hilarious documentary?

Like Channel 5's The Man With No Face

Sky's The Girl With No Personality (but plenty of racism)
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Nazi-Bears And Their Owners

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

The Woman Who Magnetised Dog Eggs
The Little Girl Who Grew A Beard And Then It Turned Out She'd Just Put PVA On Her Face And Rubbed Her Face On The Toilet Floor Picking Up Stray Pubes
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Something about angels
But I'm not going to be in it
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

Is there an angel in your bedroom?
None of this is making any more sense yet.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

They're making a film about angels that's going to be on Sky
I'm not sure of the specifics, but a very young girl has just came into the house.

what I don't get is that the form I signed said 'Sky Real Lives' on it.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

The channel it will be on?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

How exactly did they "scout" your bedroom as a filming location?
You act like this whole thing is a mystery to you. Surely you must have known about it.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

My landlord is in the documentary business
It's a documentary about a woman who says an angel touched her chest and all was well. The actress is in Oliver at the west end at the mo.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Ah.
Cool.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

When ever I try this women slap me.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Haha, not really. they fucking love it.
I mean, it's me for god's sake. They should feel honoured. I usually charge.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Is it a porno?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

Her teddy is an angel that tells her to do things OBVIOUSLY.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

*cricket applause*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

or The Pencil Sharpener That Had No Arms
quinparker.com/channel-five/
( weaver., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

I'm going to Sky+ "The Pork Pie That Gave Birth To The Dinosaur That Ate The Man With 8 Squillion Arms"
and what's not to love about:
The Man Who Hated The Woman Who F****d The Woman Who Killed The Hamster That Loved The Woman Who Had No Brain
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:10, archived)