Nothing rhymes with "Queer in a Scarf".
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

i can think of 3 girls i know who have slept with him
he seems to be a fair few ahead of you..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Zing!
how goes it, Az?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

ello :D
hows the webs favourite boozehound?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Getting on the outside of some Sicilian shiraz
and wondering where my next paycheck's coming from.
And applying to join the coppers.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

wtf?
thats just wrong dude...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

It's a steady job
and they don't have any dirt on me at the moment.
I'm going for a bit of a change in life outlook.

edit: I also think there are far too many arseholes in the cops, and I'd like to think I could make a small change to that.
Cue much abuse and pisstaking.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

i look forward to the footage of you taking off you badges before you beat the shit out of someone.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

I would prefer to avoid anyone getting beaten shitless
it's something I'd look to bring to the job.
Perhaps a few minor concussions, though...
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Plus you hate blacks.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Now that's just unfair
I hate any cunt who's a cunt, regardless of race, creed or colour.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

and thats why you shouldnt join up
you think you wont see your fair share of cunts in that job?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I'll see them
and send them to jail.
Job done.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

even the innocent ones?
being a cunt doesnt automatically mean someone is guilty

or will you be one of those wanker coppers than insists on being called sir?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Fuck no
I'll insist on proper evidence and due process.
And you can call me what you like - 10 years of retail work have left me with a rather thick skin, and a general disinclination to take offence at personal remarks.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

will you fuck
"i'll send the cunts to jail" *thinks* "even if i have to make up some bollocks to do it"
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

That's precisely the sort of crap I'd be avoiding
I want the guilty banged up, and the innocent free to get on with it.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

so young
so naive
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

heheh

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

apart from the whites.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

They're the worst of the lot
shifty bastards, all of 'em
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

he's bound to breeze through any entry process then

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

"Good grief, Look at his eyes! He's clearly a rapist! Guilty! Next case"
"erm, your honour, that's PC Wynoh, he's a witness for the prosecution."
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

hahahah!
good work there
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

good luck with that..
you will be stealing from the evidence locker within weeks..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

It's not stealing
it's removing for evaluation purposes
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

does this mean we can come to you for all our
gear?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

Keep it quiet
and don't tell the sarge.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

My housemate became a copper a while back.
Another month's training and he gets his warrant card.

He claims he's looking forward to beating up some black people, but I don't think he means it. He's HK Chinese, so nobody would really be able to take his attempts at racism seriously in this country.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

HALT!
This is VERY important
...A fair few ahead of me, at what?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

girls JMG, girls.
even spider gets more pussy than you do.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

How many women have I, JMG, slept with?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

do ones you have had to pay count?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I see the internet has moved to the MAKE STUFF UP defence very early in this debate.
In fact. In your first post.
:(


A new land speed record.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

They have won the First Division Championship four times and the FA Cup six times, though their last league success was in 1927
guess the wiki page?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Something to do with me being on the dole.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

to be fair, the toon being a shit team has very little to do with your employment status

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

So.
Let's recap:

My sex life.
Newcastle United.


You've got to try HARDER when it's JMG. Come on internet!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

400 I reckon
some of them awake.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

THIS IS THE KIND OF INTERNET SCREAMING LIES THAT I ENDORSE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

wake live
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

He runs around the room, one fist in the air style, Shearer Post Coitus celebration

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

With his "old chap"
flappping in the wind, watery cum flicking all over the lasses bedroom carpet.

We've all done it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Then they fall off the slab.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Where's his other fist?

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

"poncey short necked giraffe"

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

is what he calls his penis.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)