Hello again.
Tonight I'm going out with Team Handsome.
How will your night pan out?

Best guesses now.

For those of you who are staying in.
What's your favourite type of He-Man from the eighties?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

I'm staying in
Battle-Damage. If you mean the action figures.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

I'm pulling an all nighter!
writing my dissertation
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Is it about me, JMG?
You'd score extra marks.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Are you secretly the acclaimed philosopher and sometime nazi party member Heidegger?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

If he was on the dole I can see no reason for Aberdeen not to assume this.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

I'd like to read this document when it's finished

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

It's still afternoon, what if you finish
will you have to stay up anyway?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

No, then I will drink beers and dance about and then probably go to sleep.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

fucking student
get a job hippy
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

No thank you.
Not until I've fulfilled my academic ambitions first.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

you'd better be doing a worthwhile subject
and not media studies or some such cockrot
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Depends what you mean by worthwile.
I do art history, specialising in German metaphysical aesthetics and medieval architecture.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

I'm scared you're being serious

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

YEP!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

There's no such thing as a worthwhile subject.
They're all equally useless now.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

I couldn't do what I'm doing now without my degree

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

I didn't realise they did degrees in flipping burgers
check me, getting into the /talk mode of abuse
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

No, you're just being a fuckbin.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

could be worse
could be ym
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

True.
She is pretty rubbish.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

The module on chicken burgers was very rewarding.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

JMG must have posted
oh hang on.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

It may be possible that althegeordie has now overtaken Moohalaa in the "WHO REPLES TO JMG THE MOST" stakes.
I think this is 50% hero worship and 50% to do with Moohalaa not posting as much any more, mind.
Fair play.

Feel free to print this off and take it to your next internet b4sh.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

But why do you post when the replies apparently upset you so much?
Or if they don't, why the need to draw attention to this?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Forget JMG for a minute
althegeordie has posted!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

*firm handshakes*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

You keep saying I'm upset at things.
But you stormed off in a huff the other night when I posted your picture on here.
You didn't reply for hours.


This is very childish and silly.
Apologise to your Hero.
Everybody's looking, even girls. Stand up and say sorry.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

I fell asleep actually
I did go back the next day and see the doctored photo Gilgamesh put up. It made me laugh.

My point is, as I said, why draw attention to the fact that people reply?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

*looks at you*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

There. Girls are looking.
This is all he wanted.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

A real girl?
on the internet?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

She is
and she's going to frown at you too if you're not careful.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

Moohalaa never reacted like this.
:(
Why do you always think I'm picking on you?
Just because you're from QOTW doesn't necessarily mean we're all always picking on you.
Now yes, you aren't as good as even the average /talk user, yet alone B3ta's champion JMG. But you really need to enter these conversations with less of a "gung-ho" attitude.

You should be delighted that I even reply.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

I had one with a back pack on it for a ring of six caps
and when you moved it's arms it was supposed to bang or something but it never worked. I guess it was Arthritic He-man or something

I also had a battle-cat
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

I'm going to go to manchester,
probably find my friend has failed to get tickets for a gig and it's now sold out, and probably end up going to a local rockclub, getting very drunk and vomiting somewhere.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

I've lost my voice so staying in tonight.
:(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Lack of speaking shouldnt
stop you from going out and having some fun.
( turb0t, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

unless you are the main act at a debating society
or an after dinner speaker
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

Was off to a mates house to play poker, so there'll be much cigar smoke in the air.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

You dont need to speak to smoke a cigar.

( turb0t, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

I'm stopping in
and watching the second Eurovision semi final on BBC3. There will be drinking of booze and possible fannying around, ONLINE.

I didn't own any He-Man figures due to being a girl and preferring Care Bears and My Little Ponies.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I've not seen that one for a while
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Eurovision.
It's been getting worse and worse to the point now I feel it's offensive.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

The best song I've seen this year didn't get through JMG.
I'm LMAOUTRAGED.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

I'm staying in tonight

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

There are a group of boys at work who call themselves "Team Gorgeous"
I am not included in this group. ):

Tonight I will probably get another early night because I don't feel tip top.
Or I will run around like a maniac with my D700 taking shit photos hoping to take good photos.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

I invite you to JMG Towers one day to shoot my new album.
It'll mainly be me, JMG chasing off the Mexican groundsmen with my paint gun.
Bouncy castle party at 3pm.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

jesus
do you work with a bunch of insufferable cunts?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

I'm going to wash some ties and socks
Then I might get an early night as my knees hurt from carrying fat after going running a bit
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

I liked
this episode of He-Man best.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:08, archived)