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The bit where Moses parted his hair and then set his pubes on fire.
It just got misunderstood and blown out of proportion, that's all.

gguuuuuh, hungover. Someone make me teas and bacons...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
cup of bacon and a tea sandwich?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
Tea
made with liquid bacon fat instead of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
How about a compromise and we use pig's milk?

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
You can't milk a pig.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
no...
YOU can't milk a pig
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
You can try,
But it'll fucking kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
And you'll get worms.
Also a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
Who said anything about a pig?

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:10, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
No sugar,
I'm sweet enough already.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
Yeah you can. Where do you think goats milk comes from.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
I've never thought of that...
Where does sheep-cheese come from then?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
Dog tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
... And suddenly the world makes sense again.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
Piglets manage.

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
Yeah,
But if you try suckling on it's pig-tit, it won't be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
Unless you're also a piglet?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

*heats frying pan*
*gets kettle*
*fills kettle with water*
*knocks over kettle onto cooker*
*flames boom up*
*in a panic, I try to waft the flames out with the bacon*
*its no good, I'll try and cook the bacon anyway*
*Argh. So much fire*
*there's water in the pan so I'll just chuck the teabags in as well*
*pours entire contents into a mug*

There you go. Do you mind cleaning up the kitchen afterwards? I'm going to lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
*Chugs*
That tasted FREAKING AMAZING! amazingly tasted of shit.

I won't clean up, but I'll do an impression of Henry Winkler with a Henry vacuum cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
awww DG
I'll make you some frankfurters.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I almost caved in at the weekend, I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY :(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
Keep at it man!
Don't fall off the wagon into a DELICIOUS PILE OF FRANKIES
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:24, archived)