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Just when you think there are no nice people anymore
My sister got a flat tyre outside the newsagents this morning on the way to school, it was raining and the car was of course full of kids. the bloke who runs the shop called a taxi for her and the kids and when she came back he had put the spare wheel on and refused any money for doing so.
When was the last time somebody did something nice for you?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
Hmm, I can't remember.
How sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
*rapes*

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
there, that was nice, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
yes
yes it was

*stores hidden camera video tape for later use*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
Awww, yay.
I do have to commit suicide now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
Maybe you could jump in front of a honda accord?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
Oh no, I'm far too worthless for that.
I couldn't let my failure near such a beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
The Honda of Justice
Will seek you out if it thinks you are worthy of being ended by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
The wife made me a perfect fried egg sarnie last night, and even brought the brown sauce in for me.
Bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
was that a red dwarf fried egg sarnie?
With chilli sauce and chutney?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
No, because that sounds bleurgh.
Fried egg, brown sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
I would not try it myself
but for the more adventurous

allrecipes.com/Recipe/The-Red-Dwarf-Sandwich/Detail.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
sounds nice
if you ask me
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
it does work
i assure you :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
Was he driving a Honda Accord with scratch marks on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
I saw something a bit down the board about Honda Accords but
did not really pay much attention to it. is it important?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
Only if you're a smack head
and in the year below
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
Yes
www.b3ta.com/talk/6146507
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
BREAKING NEWS, THE QOTW THREAD WAS DELETED!
Apparently he's not all that hard on the interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
we all know that

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
It still breaks my heart.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
Fuck you nerd

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
There's a Honda Accord in the car park outside.
Should I be scared?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
Only if the man driving it was in the year above you at school.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
He does look a bit older than me.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
It's game over then.
You might as well stand by a wall and wait to be pinned and beaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
And you were a cock to him.
And you have since developed a healthy smack habit.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
OH SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
It is just a matter of time
Any last requests before the Honda of Justice™ gets you?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
Yeah, I want someone to get my daughter's bully expelled.
Maybe she'll get raped and kill herself.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
I'll ask Captain Placid to get on the case for you.
Any news on the Honda of Justice™ and it's location? Got any closer while you weren't looking? It is on your case I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
It did appear to look at me a second ago.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
I can't remember

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
Dunno.
Do birthday presents count?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
Once I foolishly did a Christmas Food Shop without a car
Got halfway home on the bus, but the bus driver refused to stop next to my road (there was no one else on the bus, and the bus goes past my road, stupid jobsworth) so I got my eight bags and waddled away.

Got to the end of my road and a guy ran out of his house, he'd seen me out of the window and he helped me carry the bags to my house.

:) It was very sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
you fucking bitch
I sent you an email pre 9am today and you still haven't replied.

you're dead to me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
I HAVE REPLIED!
I was going to sass you for not replying.

I'll gaz you it
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
:( bad email day

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
Uberfail
I'm going to complain with sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
aww that was nice.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
It made me do a :)
And they say chivalry is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
The Sky installer that installed my HD this morning
gave me a free spare remote control to use upstairs when I'm watching telly through my computer.
WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
My housemate cooked me a stirfry when I was ill
however he put far too much chilli in it and it was nearly inedible.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
I was walking home
and my shoelaces were untied and a man pointed out that my shoelaces weren't tied.

So I had his daughter expelled from school and then raped and she commited suicide.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
I hope you ran his junkie ass down.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
I drove him over with my Honda Accord.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
I've totally got a new cigarette lighter
it's purple

hello
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
Cor, does it have an adjustable flame and everything?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
too fucking right it does
it's from the newsagent just outside Piccadilly train station, I told him I was generally pleased with the service and I'd mention his shop on an internet messageboard

so that's the newsagent just outside Piccadilly train station, for all your cigarette lighter requirements
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
Hai.
I would like a fag to celebrate. Can I come smoke with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
the newsagent just outside Piccadilly train station sells cigarettes, I recommend you shop there in future
very reasonable prices too
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
That's a bit far away from me.
If I'd known Manchester had such attractions, I would have moved there.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
it's got me, Manchester United, shops that sell fags and TonyUnderpants
what more could anyone want from a city?

I might go to bed now, I hope everyone enjoys their day at work though
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
I won't, I'm not in work today, or yesterday or the day before, YAY.
I am tonight, though:(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
I don't think there aren't any nice people anymore.
The Woman berated some cyclists yesterday for not waiting for a doddery old lady to cross the road in front of them.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
Cyclists are often massive wankers
Don't let that bring you down, maaaaan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:45, archived)