Casino tonight!
What's your 'thing' to bet on?
Generally I'm on the roulette, but have gotten into craps recently.

Give me a number to bet on!
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

Umpteen.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

Cheers for that.
Do you gamble?
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

No.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

23 black

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

I'm holding back...
Really, I am
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

yeah, me too!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

Blackjack
or poker - love poker

Bet on 21
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Shall do.

( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

Blackjack is ok
but my money always disappears so fast...
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

397

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Eleventy

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

This place is great for being taken seriously :D

( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

I almost used tuesday.
As my reply.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

Is that the latest "standard humurous reply"?

( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

No, it's my oft used reply of the past.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

Tuesday

( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

LOL I copied your joke, can we be friends?

( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

You didn't copy it, you don't know when I used to use it.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

Oh

( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

Prezactly.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

I quite like cheese on Tuesday

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

spaghetti

( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Cor, I'll have to iPlayer HIGNFY though
Rolf is great.
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Cor! Imagine the future where you can record TV programmes onto a magnetic tape!
Maybe with some form of timed mechanism?
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

I don't have Sky+ or anything

( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

He's a young'un, he'll never have even heard about it.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

i couldn't really ecourage somebody to gamble as i feel it can lead to a distructive addiction,
although i realise that many people enjoy it, and the gambling industy provides jobs and revenue, no offence
cool
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

TWENTY FUCKING MILLION.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

I've only bet on horses once when I went to Newmarket last year.
Bryan Adams played after the racing.
( magnum, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

Twenty-fuckoff.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

This post has echoes of someone who lost it all on roulette...

( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

No.
I lose a tenner on the dogs now and again.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

Online betting
or actually at the racing?
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

At the racing.
Love it. So seedy.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

It is exciting
Or was, the two times I've done it.
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

crayford dog track is not very seedy, it appears pleasent, maybe i'm seedy tho, i'm not going to judge myself, my peers can do that, no offence
brill
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

Just seen your latest front page image.
Ha. Brilliant.
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

i find all those old pictures can cause offence, i'd rather move on, if i can, no offence
great
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

Tipner is way less seedy than it once was.
:(
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

racing? or fighting?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

Have you ever been to a dog fight?
People are quick to criticise it without ever taking the time to check it out. Those dogs are loved and cared for extremely well.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

I've never even seen a dog

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

I seems incredibly brutal.
Even with the owners caring for the dogs, what would be said if people raised kids to fight like that.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

*rings bell*
Round 1
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

"awesome"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

i think people would be against that sort of thing, well most people, some might like it, not really my job to know, no offence
cool stuff
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

it sounds a bit like my school tbh

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

AMERICAN WOMAN: Generally to start it's the, the one-to-one combat. Two eighteen month old babies are placed in the pen, made from old crates or sometimes a plastic paddling pool. They're held apart when the bets are being made, and then the baby man makes his noise, that's the signal that we, uh, we're gonna start. And we let them go, and they hit and scratch and kick and do whatever they want to do to maim or stop or floor the other kid. In a good fight it's very, very clear who's won. There's a kid on the floor in a pool of, uh, blood or vomit, and there's a kid running around, and it's the kid who's running around who's the winner.

Victoria, that's, that's our girl, she's just right in there, biting, and she does this lip bite thing? She bites the other baby's lips. She has these great false teeth. Uh, we had them made for her so she'd look good in her photos.

They have protection. Uh, a kitchen sifter, with the handle bent round the back of the head to hold it on. That's good, because... when they're fighting with knives... you know, we stick, um, modelling knives to their hands and feet.

Sometimes if a baby is beating another baby real bad, the mother of the baby that's getting the beating will try to rescue the baby, and attack the other baby that's beating up on her baby. And I think that's pathetic. I mean, if you want to fight a baby then you can, if you pay.

An adult will pay quite a lot of money to fight a baby, and, uh, some of those adults really, uh, they don't know when to stop.
AMERICAN MAN: Big... uh. Wednesday...
AMERICAN WOMAN: He does that. He does it, you know, he pays his five dollars to kick the shit out of a baby.
AMERICAN MAN: In the stomach...
AMERICAN WOMAN: I mean, for me, I don't... I really, I just don't see how any adult who does that can be... quite right. When I watch it I think "God, she must somehow be pretty... spiritually weak or something."

I like the screaming bets. We do this thing on the little kids, like, eight weeks old. This guy with a really horrible voice holds the baby's face about six inches away from his mouth, and he just screams and screams and screams. Like a camel. Real loud. And then we bet how long the kid will cry for.

I don't think it has any effect on the kids, do you?
AMERICAN MAN: Uh... well...
AMERICAN WOMAN: I mean, I would... I would retire Victoria if she killed someone. If she killed a baby. Or if she made a habit of it, or... yeah...
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Blue Jam?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

Aye.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

I've not heard it.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

Top quality.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

I have had the craps lately
I always play on black.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

I don't generally bet
unless you count raffles and tombolas at school fêtes. Which I don't.

Or unless you count online card games for pretend money. Which I don't.

Bet on number 23.
( in vino veritas, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

Haha.
Ok, so 21 and 23 then
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 24 25 26 27 28 29

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

So we're hoping it's not in the top 7 then.
Great.
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

It does only go up to 36,
but I do appreciate the effort. Honest, I do.
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

47

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

I'll stop replying
once you've replied with "48"
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

That's it, we're here forever
It's going to be like Lost
( TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

you don't seem to be very good at counting, is your numerousy poor? lol, forum banter, no offence
wicked
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

My numeracy is better than your spelling
Roffle, smashing.
( in vino veritas, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

i like to encourage the forum banter to continue, no offence, we can all join in, or not
thrilling
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

Chance games are stupidity tax
and I'm not skilled enough at any games to make money. Except possibly playing go, and even then not strong enough not to be hustled.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

no offence?, no offence mind
great
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

carribean poker
and roulette

only time i've ever won anything.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

and bet everything on red.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

red stripe?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

YES

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:37, archived)