Which b3ta/talk regular that you ahven't met yet
do you think you'd get on best with in real life?

And who are your nominations for first b3ta/talk wedding*?

*Mykey and Robin excluded.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

hmmm that's a good question
I dunno, cos I've met a lot of you before

I refuse to make predictions on b3tan matrimony
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)

I think it would be better to speculate
on which b3tans would ceate the most hellish spawn were they to breed.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

but
Mykey and Robin have been excluded
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

Their offspring tho
what would it be ?

A vole with the head of a seagull ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)

possibly.
I think we should breed mighty badger and badger of love to see if we get real badgers
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

Would they not be
b3dgers ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

No
B4dg3rs
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)

or ever
84dg3r5 ?

*self harms*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

*crowns you the 1337 k1ng*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

you can't breed from Badger of Love
he's pre-booked indefinitely for breeding rights ;)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

fuck it, why not
we'd need a surrogate b3tan female though :)

just so long as I get to do the implantation :P
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

I'd get on with Lu
and I haven't met her yet.

And probably Dill.

I'd talk Dr Who with Parrot but would possibly spang him for other things.

As for the first b3tan wedding I couldn't possibly say.

edit - and Jadeviper
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)

I've met Dill and he's lully
and so's his wifey. smallest bash I've been to was me and him and our spouses, neither of whom are b3tans.

I think I'd get on well with you :)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

*grin*
I'd also like to meet Dekazer, and Mr Tea and Dr Poppers.

And Dr Shambolic.

And the ever lovely, ever gorgeous lbft.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

I forget which ones I've met
cos half the time people tell me their names at a bash, I fail to pick it up and only find out on the board the next day then promptly forget
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

Oh probably Lu:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

I haven't met anyone,
but I bet mykey and comma would be married if it weren't for those damn pesky laws
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Arf!
I'd probably vote for your good self, Fenris, Dekazer, oh and quite a lot of other people too actually.

/loves (almost) everybody.

EDIT: MR Tea too, how could I forget! Where is he anyway?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

see I've met Dekaris
and I've known dekazer for over six years in real life.

I think I'd get on well with most people though, I'm very quiet and reserved in real life
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

October 1999 it was
I could almost tell you to the day when we met :D

*reminisces*
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

I remember seeing you walking across the Pleasance Bar...
your blonde hair fluffed out like a cloud. it was quite short in those days.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

A lot shorter aye
And I was a drunken trollope flanked by the mad Irish women. Happy days.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

I too
love you all and want to do naughty things to you all*

*like buy beers
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

I don't want beer
you'll just have to think of other naughty things for me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

*greases up*

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

You, Mr Tea,
Lonewolf, TMB, Nimble Colin, Monster Munch possibly Shambles just to figure out if he really is as egotistical as he can come across :P
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

Swap my name for yours and you have what I was about to write
pretty much completely word for word.

edit: But on reflection there are many more people here than that who would qualify.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)

Ace :)

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

What he said,
although I'd probably add lbft to the list. Oh, and Lu, but before she went soft.

Bugger! Let my defences down...

Er... I mean, FUCK OFF! I HATE YOU ALL.

[edit: oh, and Woat, Johnny Catfish, Geordie Al and mike. Oh bollocks, I love you all! *cries*]
[re-edit: I forgot baldmonkey, too. *more crying*]
[re-re-edit: not to mention Dekazer, icklepeach and jadeviper! I'm shit at listing things.]
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

I demand
someone does my thinking for me, and suggests another b3tan I should be married to.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

Dave the Hat

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

Was going to type this,
then thought better of it.
(Small Beer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

You both make Baby Jesus cry

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

Hello, darling
*leers unspeakably*
( Geordie Al, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)

Oh god
your children's accents would be amazing
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

*installs reinforcement in bum*
I'm ready for you, dear...
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

I'd like to meet Lu and Shambolic
and I'd like to meet Fenris and Dekazer properly. At the last Edinbash, when I realised I'd driven them to physically avoiding me, I decided to tone down my sanctimoniousness on here, believe it or not.
edit: and mostly everyone else.
/Sharing Monday
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)

Oh i cant imagine that happening
:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)

don't judge someone you haven't met
you hate it when people do that to you.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

I agree
But im thinking he's already made his mind up so im jumping on the bandwagon:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

that doesn't make you right
and you know it.

Stop being nawwty now.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

I liked you a lot more after
meeting you than I did before hand. And it's the reason I'm having a crack today as for a start a lot of people that haven't met you are going to get a very bad impression, which frankly you don't deserve, but you are earning.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

I didn't like him at first
till dekazer reassured me that he's actually a nice bloke
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)

you're not that bad
occasionally a little smug, but I blame your amazing hair.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

I noticed that
and it was appreciated. Not that anyone should try and appease me mind. Apart from you Mykey because you know I'm right really and I want your hot man-love again.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

Oh you couldnt manage it:)
Its grown since last time you know?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

Losing weight has that effect
apparently so you must now be of truly epic proportions...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

*writes four-hour long film*
*casts Charlton Heston, Sir John Mills and Dickie Attenborough*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

Hehe :)
Ain't it just. Any film that is branded as epic just means it's over 3 hours long
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

I bulge like a man with a rather large penis
After a growth spurt:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)

There wasn't a chair
you daft sod.

Although you did scare me with maths at the bar ;)

/world's most maths-shy statistician!
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

I was avoiding him :P
I know you weren't though.

I may just be a petty mean old bastard at times of course.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)

While I am
good and pure and virtuous and pious at all times.

*polishes halo*
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

You're probably nicer than me, aye.

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

Pffft
Maybe it'll rub off ;)
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

I've met a few
but Flappers my dear, if you weren't so far away I suspect it would be proved that we were separated at birth. (Edit: Oh, and everyone else who is lovely on here. Obviously. I would very much like a /talk girly night out :D)

And shirley Wicca and Badger?
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

You mean Fenris has no intention to make an honest
woman of you? You can't live in sin forever. Then it will only be a matter of time before we hear the ominous patter of feet from your daemon progeny ;)
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

*wakes up at 4am in a cold sweat*

( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

I'm not one to play favourites,
so I find it's easier to just hold you all in varying degrees of contempt.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

I met BOTL & Mykey on Saturday
and both seemed to be good, sturdy chaps.

Otherwise, I think I'd get on with most people on here - as long as you're all as nice/intelligent as you seem.

Parrott seems like a bit of a cock, though.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

*bums*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

Didn't you get enough of that on Saturday night?
:)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)

I wanna meet you
I like meeting b3tan parents and comparing offspring :D
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

*holds out Catfish Jnr for comparison*

Once you & Mr V become Orgasmatone millionaires you'll have to buy a crash pad in the Thames Valley.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

as long as it's nowhere near
Milton Fucking Keynes

*suffers flashbacks*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)

You seem sounds as houses
i.e. we seems to have agreed on most things to date so you are obviously right :P
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

I don't know why
but I wouldn't mind meeting Parrott, just to see what he's like in real life. Curiosity, I guess.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

I think I must have missed something
he seems perfectly OK to me, and everyone else out of order.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

you're my friend now
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

:)

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

Nope was me
BTTaT!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

I'd like to meet lbft and comma.
They both make me laugh a lot.
And Flapjack. He is very good at pooemtry.
And monster munch.
Fenris scares me a bit. So not him.
And all the norky ladies.
And everyone else who is loverly.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

Mentalist :P
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)

*hides*
*quakes*
Oh go on then.
*bends*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

Good point
dunno who could consider you scary.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

He told me off for nonsensing once.
And, worse, he was in the right.
Now I'm scared of him. He might make me reform in other ways.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

nonce-ing ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

Nonsense-ing.
Being irritatingly nonsensey.
Behaving as would a twat.
Or an annoying gnat.
And stuff.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

I couldn't really come up with a proper list
because I'm curious about what so many people on here are like in real life.

In fact, there is only one b3tan I would definitely never want to meet, and that's sprinkles.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

Cunt.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

*flaps*

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

I wish I'd been to a bash
and met lots of b3ta people.

*weeps*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)

One day you will, little Woat.
One day you'll be a swan!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)