I FUCKING HATE FLU.
Seriously, this is just rude now.

How the fuck is everyone?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

I'm 100% fanfuckingtastic.
I want to go for a jog tomorrow at 7am. This will involve getting up before 7am.

Not likely :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

I've been getting up at 7:30 a lot lately
Suprisingly affable.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Yeah but that's because you're infected.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

ZOMBIE WANT BRAAAAAAINZZZZZZZZ

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

*shoots for the head*
If this is a zombie apocalypse, hopefully Milla Jovovich will come out wearing something sexy while she shoots shit.

Good times.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

like that masking tape she wore in 5th element
PHWOAR
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

I have to get up that that time
every school morning. It's a little poo.
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

I don't go to bed til past 2 tho, so I like to think i'm a bit hardcore

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

that is hardcore!
Well done.
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

I FEEL SPECIAL NOW :)

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Why do you take poo to school?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

cos I don't get chance to go to the toilet

( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Fucking wimp.
/ac
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

:(
I wake up, feel fine, but then decide to go back to sleep for no reason.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

I'm champion.
I'm JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Yes you are ;)

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

I've managed to upset 50% of Birmingham's football supporting folk.
I love the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

You do it so well JMG

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

flu? really, i doubt it, no offence, okGREAT
GREAT FORUM
( mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

Oh mongy, that's not nice.
Rude times.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

I feel really tired.
I am placing the blame for this on shaving off my MANBEARD tonight.
It's like Samson having his hair cut off...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

It's a good move though
no one really likes beards
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Except, without it, I look about 16.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

I understand
But, if we take for example Justin Timberlake, we can clearly see that whilst the lack of beard does enhance his young looks, it makes him look like a creepy peado.

It's a tough call, but ultimately correct.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Beard.

No beard.

You lot decide.

Option 3 = paper bag.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

Definitely no beard

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

See, I disagree.
But it's done now.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

No beard
You look like a stalker with a beard.
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

:(((
Don't I look rugged and manly?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

no
you look a little scary, you look a lot nicer without a beard.
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

I am scary though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

no

( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAaaaarrr!
*waves arms threateningly*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

*yawns*

( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

Always no beard.
Without looking at the photos.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

You should look though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

definitely no face

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

paper bag then.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

haha fuck

( scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

:(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Piston used to have a beard like that.
So I used to refer to him as "Cap'n Gaybeard".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Gilgamesh calls me Gaybeard.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

see, now I understand why he looks like a stalker to me.

( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

:(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

The beard makes you look like a paedo

( magnum, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Everyone needs a hobby.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

i like mine
*bristles*
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Me too!
*Bristles back in beardy solidarity*
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

Don't do it!
I have forgotten what I look like clean shaven now. It has been years since I was last beardless!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Not too bad, just got an email with some good news
after a hellish week last week.
( magnum, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

woo and poo

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

job situation: really poor.
other than that, not so bad.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Buy a pony
It will make everything suddenly ok
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

I hate horses.
I'm allergic to them.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Get a goat and draw a mane on it then

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

I'm not entirely sure how this is supposed to help.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

Neither am I if I'm honest
But the whimsy might distract you for a while
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

Yes! You're right!
Whimsy is exactly what I need right now.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

I've done my two hardest exams.
I'm seeing my loverrrr this weekend.
I have red wine.
And I'm watching Bright Eyes videos. This one gives me goosebumps every time I watch it, it's so adorable.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

That song makes me want to go to the bank.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Why?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Not too bad
How you feeling now?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

bleurgh
mostly

How's you?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

Cold of doom is finally gone
along with my sexy phlemy voice :(

Got an interview tomorrow that I really want as the place sounds awesome
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

I got peroxide on my hands and they went white

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

I'm pretty good.
Although it looks like the electricity company has realised they haven't sent me a bill in the last year.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

I woke up at 6am this morning. I'm in bed already.
If I could get my housematd to turn her music down without me having to get out of bed then I could sleepz. Vere tired.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

:(

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

On the plus
Tomorrow is my last day at work into tuesday! But I've nothing to do over the weekend. Any suggestions, oh brainy sexy one?
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

E-mail her or phone her up.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

This will cheer you up
gotsars.rdw.org/link/4688
( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

hahaha
that's ace
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

I'd do it to my cat
but she's not allowed in through the cat flap these days, not until we've killed the other cat that comes in and sprays everywhere.
( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Not bad, considering I've been up since mid-day yesterday.
Didn't even have the usual nodding off in the middle of the day either.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:27, archived)