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This is possibly the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
If you click and you're hormonal, you might cry.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
... are you pregnant or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
Pretty sure I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
I found it immensely cute too
and I'm not pregnant or pandering.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

not pregannt or
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
I see what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
That was the plan.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
Oh no!
He missed one last year :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
I know. :(

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
one year he wont be there
and all the ducklings will fall to their death.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
Limey wept.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
He must appoint a successor in his will

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
I say we kill him.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
It'll serve that stupid bitch right though
for nesting in a stupid place.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
No, bitches are female dogs
They were ducklings, not puppies. Although leaping puppies would be amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
I DEMAND YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF THIS
And then another one with kittyums.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
<s>kittyums</s> kittens
Gay cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
darwinism at work
they'll evolve a lift
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
awww

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
he's awfully pleased with himself for being able to catch things
wouldn't it have been easier to just fetch them down, like he ends up doing at the end?

twat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
To be fair, if I caught just one of them I'd be very pleased with myself.
I catch like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
Well that's made evolution pointless.
He's watering down the duck population with idiot blood.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
Good.
The fucking duck cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
If this were the day shift, there would now be a lengthy pedantic wrangle about the way evolution really works.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
And people call *me* tedious??

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
We mainly call yuo boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
it's in our own evolutionary interest to weaken our competitors.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
Ducks don't compete with me for much.
In fact, they're a food source. A delicious food source.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
you'll be sorry when they take over the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
I'll just stay away from water and try not to keep bread in my pockets

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
Especially crispy, in pancakes with hoi-sin sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
I'm sure thickie ducks taste just as nice

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
Not if they jumped off a building beforehand.
Probably, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
Where is the daddy duck?

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:46, archived)