I am marking first year undergraduate papers
so whats the stupidest thing you've ever read?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

youtube comments

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

seriously
first comment on the first featured video (something about asthma by the NHS)

"IMO, these videos are really targeting the public. It is not medically enough for medics"
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

haha
this is a good and sensible response
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Very sensible.
I will be using it in my Ecology and Evolution of Human Health and Sickness exam this afternoon.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

Yeah, YouTube comments
And blog comments
(Bob the Scutter, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

people on the internet, essentially

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

yeah

(Bob the Scutter, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

FIRST!!!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Oh yes, another stellar entry
Especially when it's comment #27
(Bob the Scutter, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

TWENTYEIGHTH!!!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

:-D

(Bob the Scutter, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6150903
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

The questions set for essays when I had a brief dalliance with an arts degree.
I saw sense and promptly changed to a BSc.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

too many to mention. Usually UG stuff, yes.
Don't mark them. Just throw them down a flight of stairs and grade them according to what step they land on. Given they are 1st years it'll make fuck all difference in the long run anyway.

What subject?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

I just want to point out that
paracetamol is not a flavour.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Yahoo answers posts.

answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgwoEEM8fhdVRC7rpBZIgf3sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080606141937AAYQGxG
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

this too

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

Oh yes, good one.
Both questions and answers give me the shakes with their stupidity.
(Bob the Scutter, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

/Talk
LOL

Have Your Say is up there along with various Facebook groups (Baby P, Jade, the ones about how great it is being British that are DEFINITELY NOT racist).
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

the cream of the crop make it to 'speak you're branes'

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

ME.
I submitted to Speak You'RE Branes
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Don't take the piss out of Jade, Baby P, etc.
They are wiv da angles now.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

ALLWAYS IN ARE HARTS LITTLE MAN
x x
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

A alliterative poem in the anglo-saxon style that I wrote when I was fifteen
Grim times
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

EEEEMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EEEEMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

One day I'll find that photo of me and my cousin
All goffed up in about 1982/3, posing with a big fuck off sword, eyeliner aplenty, in a Death Cult t-shirt.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Cor!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Damn right
I bet there was pernod and black involved
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

This needs to be shown to the world.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Destroyed a good time ago

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Sad times.
It might have made the internet better for all concerned.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

Just make up some shite with the first three words of each line starting with the same letter

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

My own first year undergraduate essays.
I've just been to M&S and got a free tea towel, mug, necklace, sweets and ginger beer in celebration of their 125th anniversary.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

are they doing that everywhere?
I might goto m+s - I need new things.
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Yeah in all their stores.
But it's first come first served - at mine they were out of most things an hour after opening. It's on today, tomorrow and Friday.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Apart from political stuff, the dumbest writings I've ever encountered have been written by television commissioning editors.
They make you lot look like Nobel prize winners.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

I tried to write a book when I was 22
It was clearly the most stupidest piece of writing ever put to paper. My lord I was a melodramatic shit.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

'most stupidest' is not the most cleverest thing you've ever written

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

It probably is
I have not the grammar good.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:18, archived)