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I ALWAYS do stupid things. I'm a terrible drunk. Always going to far and pretending I'm a goat to impress girls or play air guitar to hip hop songs
The last time I was drunk I was at a launch party in Shoreditch. 80% girls 20% boys, all the girls gor proper naked and started cat fighting. It was epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
Please invite me on one of your nights out.
You and I would be the ultimate wingman team.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
what a lovely sentiment.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
Don't be mean.
Donkey Gums and I have a unique aesthetic.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
and also a unique anesthetic.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
:/

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
You would have loved it, I got pictures on my phone, I'll show you. I had to take them, it just sounded too fucking wierd that no one would believe me so I needed proof.

I had my female singer as my wingman, she's the best one so far.

But I do believe we would probably make an epic team.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
Have you been to those free gigs that Rough Trade does?
I went to the Rob-Da-Bank one.
Free beer from 7:00 then next door when it finished.
I was singing offensive Westham chants about foreskins before the night was through.
I don't even support West Ham.
If I had to have a London team it would be Millwall.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
Sounds loopy.
Me and you should deffo have a random night out some time. We always seem to end up talking about poop.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
That duck quacking thing still makes me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
I had to 'sock it'

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
I am similarly far too willing to make a knob of myself to try and entertain people
the next morning is usually a cringeathon.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
We are twins.
I just too excited like a dog with 12 chew toys.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
*back to back guitar solo*

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
You sir are missing your true calling on QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
And you are missing your true calling as something fat!!!haha

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
You are double wrong.
I am the ultimate QotW master.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
That should be a tv show
SPELLCASTING

L-I-E
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
SPELLCASTING
H-O-N-D-A-A-C-C-O-R-D
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
Just because it could never happen to you, doesn't mean it's true. I got proof, numbers and pictures my friend.
I'm DG...this sorta thing does happen to me.

A good night out for you is not getting ketchup down your tarpaulin shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
Lies! These things don't happen.
EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
I heard he wears a tent as a napkin.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
His mum is the inventer of the Scottish Bun Catapult

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
my arse still tenses up every time i see you on here
you don't write
you don't call
did i mean that little to you?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
You hurt me DEEP man...
with your big willy...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
invite me invite me, I get too drunk and try to teach myself breakdancing and things
I end up just breaking myself trying to dance.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
I wake up. flashback and then do a little cry.
We should have a launch party for Pink Cock Chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:28, archived)