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Supermatt is almost a child rapist
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(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
Wormulus is almost funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
lies!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
I almost didn't spell VampierMonkeyOnSpeed wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
So you are claiming that he *is actually* funny ?

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
Alright patchwork tongue

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
Fuck no
Its come back again :(
the right half of it is "bald" again :(
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
You've got JMG TONGUE.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
I can assure you that
Its 100% mine. I have had no other tongues in my mouth, especially not JMG's
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
I'm almost a Supermatt rapist
God I hope this doesn't make me a paedo by proxy.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
Thats ok
You're obviously a paedo on your own steam
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
God I hope not.
I can't bloody stand kids.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
It's okay.
You could get them to lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

I hope not
stand resist
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
*Hangs head in shame*

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
Eugh.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
LOL BUMMING !

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
I wish I could post one of those smilies where the eyes whirl round in different directions.
You'll just have to imagine it.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
I just remembered this
www.b3ta.com/talk/6134512
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6134520
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5924292
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
I'm curious, how?
I like Supermatt lots. He's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
I'm Fluzzy and I endorse this opinion

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
2nd and passed

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
Mykeyboy can almost resist a pie.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
I read this as
"Look at me, I'm hyperactive and bored"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
dingdingdingdingding
That's the sound of the irony alarm.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
Seb is almost a real barista

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
Only a few more years of training before I can make a flat white.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
are you at painter and decorator school?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
Nah, he's at Black Panther college

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
Pfffft.
Good wordplay there Gums!

*thumbs up*

Here, have a luchadore pug
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D
fankoo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
How long before you can make a skinny, double shot latte?
I quite fancy one of those.

Still I'm glad to see that your work has got you job training in Temple, you'll do so well in Apostrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
Be silent witch!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
I hand in my dissertation today.
Woo woo woo woo!

When do you get your barista certificate?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
Oooh, congratulations :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
Still waiting for the certificate to come through?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
He's signed the register.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
The school register, next to the name of each child he almost raped?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
As well as the sex offenders register

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
Oh right,
that makes more sense. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
ambisextrous

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
I'm almost accepted in polite society

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
You can almost reach the cans on the top shelf of the food cupboard.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
No I can't :(
I have to get one of those little stepping stools from Ikea. I was trying to hold off doing that but it's getting silly now. When FF isn't in the house, I can't reach a lot of stuff :(
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
stilts ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
you won the bullies Qotw by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
Mine is the very last best one, even though I was taking the piss...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
This has made me so incredibly happy.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
Yeah, this is a great and original post

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
Yeeeeah.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:06, archived)