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Short for Chairman?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
I don't think they discriminate on the grounds of height.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
I read an article once
that said that a person's height has more correlation with their success than does their sex.
It just so happens most women are shorter.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
wait though
what about the Napoleon-complex overcompensators?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
it's a statistical average,
not a law of nature. there are always exceptions to these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
*waits until you full asleep and guffs right on your face*
Fifteen
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
*awakes, snorting*
bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
You'd be ace at sweeping chimbleys though
and defusing bombs with your tiny little hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
makes your cock look huge, too.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
*Invites you out to a really posh resturant to apologise for my behaviour. Then doesn't turn up.*
Sixteen.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
*eats pies anyway*

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
unless you actually want to be a corporate executive,
I wouldn't worry about it too much. I certainly don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
nah
sounds like a lot of stress.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
Are you kidding,
they just pretend it is so they get paid more.
They do less work than most.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
I also hate wearing suits.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
*puts a wasp inside your ear*
Eighteen.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
*runs in circles*
owowowowow
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
*straps you into a chair, pins open your eyes, and forces you to watch the Nicholas Cage remake of The Wicker Man*
Nineteen.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
nooooooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
*trips you down the stairs - with glass bottle laying around everywhere - and an angry dog*
Seventeen.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
*kicks a football square into your stomach*
Fourteen.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
oof

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
You could always fall back to Lucha Libre

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
presumably,
but you'd usually also expect to see some indication of what it is the chairman of.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
Chairman is no longer PC
as some companies have female Chairs
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
yeah but it's not "man" as in "man", is it?
it's pronounced "m'n", and dates back to when "man" referred to both sexes anyway. It's all a load of bollocks if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
They ought to change it to "Cunt in charge"

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
Tell that to the upity feminists

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
I do,
whenever I get the chance. What passes for feminism these days is an idiotic travesty.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
I have a mate called Pete Chapman
In the eighties he was a performance poet, called himself Peter Person-Person. True story.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
Chairperson

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
Unlikely
the small print reads "Previous experience as a beanbag ideal but not essential"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
must have a polished presentation

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

presentation glans
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:52, archived)