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The seaside

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
You know that girl that sold seashells on the sea shore?
She was an idiot. Seashells can be obtained for free on the sea shore.
I think that this kind of commercial incompetence being championed in tongue twisters is what's causing the recession.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
i'm not sure you are suppose to just take sea shells, think of the hermit crabs
you utter shit cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
Fuck hermit crabs.
If they want somewhere to live they can grow their own shells, like decent, hardworking lobsters.
Why should the taxpaying crustaceans be expected to support these scum?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
whoa, it is the hermit crabs right to no fixed abode, just roaming the sea shore selling lucky seaweed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Petrochirus diogenes..

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

seashells expense claims
idiot expense claimer
incompetence expense claims
recession expense claims
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
CONTROVERSIAL!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

CONTROVERSIAL EXPENSE CLAIM
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

I
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
*applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
the seasides near london are not very nice really
planet thanet :((((, or essex :(((((, or sussex stones :(((((
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
It's still seaside.
I'm in the landlocked midlands.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
even if you went to Skegness,
there's about 5 miles of beach before you get to the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
come and see me and i'll take you for a walk around margate, it's like the 3rd world

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
*Sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
You are correct
I think southampton is probably the closest beach that's any good
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
camber sands is ok, but there is fuck all there, just the beach and dunes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
Whereas proper beaches have castles made of ice, and rivers of treacle.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
the abillity to consume seafood and beer is a must for me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
There's some nice ones on the Suffolk/Norfolk coast, but I'd guess they're about 3-4 hours from London.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
you are correct, see also dorset, but we are failing in the time alloted, also an idea of the starting point in london would help
it would take me an hour to get from se london to north london alone, this thread is turning into a farce, i'm dealing myself out
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
That'll do nicely!
Right, we're off t'Norfolk. Cheers!
(WildType is remixing your mum, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:50, archived)