What the hell am I supposed to be voting
for on the 4th? I've been told I must make a decision on something! I need clarification. So far, I've narrowed it down to 4 possibilities...

a) Voting for my representative in the world of tea, to pick out the finest teabags for me to purchase
b) Voting to not have the BNP in power in any form, and to banish them to a small lead box at the bottom of the ocean
c) Voting to be allowed to fight for my right to party
d) Voting to allow my shed to be fitted with rocket-boosters to launch it to the moon, Wallace and Gromit style

I NEED ANSWERS. I AM SCARED AND AROUSED CONFUSED
( The Neville What what what, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

e) Voting for the right to have your todger nailed to a table shoudl you wish.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Well, it's nice to have the option
Verily
( The Neville What what what, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

I always thought it would be a good idea
that you could use your vote negatively if you didn't want to vote for anyone.
( chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

it's called a spoiled vote
just tick more than one box
draw a spuffing cock and slip it in the box
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 25 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

but if you just spoil your vote
then the tories/bnp/natural law party will never get a negative result
and then i can never do the nelson laugh.
( chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

it was YOUR idea
you could always go round to their house and stab them in a negative fashion
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 25 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Put ticks everywhere except inside the boxes
And then write on the sheet, "I'm sorry, I got terribly confused and my brain spacked a bit"
( The Neville What what what, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

I vote for option d.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

I like option C the best

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

option c covers all the others
provided they can be achieved in party format
( spacefish bong!, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

Vote for the nice Liberal Democrats in the EU elections and the Greens in local council elections if you have them next week too.
Simples.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Sounds like a plan

( The Neville What what what, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Well, it is a plan.
Not a very good one, but it's a plan.
( magnum, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

i'm doing it the other way around

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 25 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

It's all a gubmnt conspiracy to get you fingerprints
I'd burn them off on an upturned iron before going
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

Why don't you give your ballot paper to someone less retarded.

( WormuIus, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

i'm going to vote for myself
sounds like a cushy job and i get all my utilities paid for
and mortgage
and food
sweet
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 25 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Political satire at it's best
watch out Bremner!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

if it wasn't for the johns
that program would be unbearable
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 25 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Whatever you do, don't vote outside the top two parties
It'll be a waste of a vote, innit. Everyone else is going to think like that and vote one of them so you should be doing the same.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:11, archived)