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See if you can guess how great I am.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
This great.
*Spreads arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

arms legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

arms legs rumours
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

arms legs rumours and jams.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 25 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

arms shoulders knees and toes knees and toes.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
and eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 25 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
and ears

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 25 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
and nose

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 25 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
and maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaff

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 25 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
Out loud, try and sing this song
whilst touching a body part different to that which you're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
Probably about eight
Maybe eight and a half
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
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^this much
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
Twelvety?

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
I'm spoiling my ballot

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
I'm going for an optimistic 2

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say.. an 11.
/Automan
(google it, philistines)
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 25 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
On a scale of 1 to 2, I would give him one.
Fnarr, fnarr.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
I sadly would fail at guessing greatness of this magnitude.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
on a scale of 1 to 10 i'd give you a fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
You are fucking shit, baldmonkey.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
OR SHOULD I SAY BALDCUNTY!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
Negative temperatures on the thermodynamic scale aren't colder than absolute zero,
infact they are infinitely hotter.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
Absolute zero is the total number of baldmonkey's friends.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
I'm going to subjectively bully him for the rest of the day.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
Sciencelols

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
I'm 100% sciencelolicious.
I need to get 70% + in the two exams I have left at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
Or what?

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
Or I do a massive sadface and can't do what I want with my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
What do you need a first to do?
Or is this to build you up to a 2:1?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
for the 2:1
I'm just below it. A first in these exams will put me on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
Ah right.
I did pretty shit in my first and second years but managed to pull it up when I put the work in in the final year.
I also managed to blag my way up a grade boundary in a viva type thing somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
Yeah.
I'm on the viva mark right now, so so long as I get 57% in the exams I'll be fine, but I don't want the viva.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
They fire him out of a space cannon into the sun.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
This is what they do to all science graduates who get less than a 2:1
Edit: Good luck with those exams, I only have one left- next friday. I have 68 for the coursework and it is weighted 50/50, i'm not too panicked yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
This is the kind of encouragement universities need more of.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
everyone should watch come dine with me

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

watch dine
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
better than friz, not as good as anyone whose name begins with "j"

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
as long as you spelt grate wrong
i'd say stinky
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 25 May 2009, 20:26, archived)