Morning y'all!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:25, archived)

Ningles!
How's it going over there?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:26, archived)

nay too bad, but I was right in thinking that too many crunches makes your belly ache the next day
how're things your end?
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:27, archived)

Wet. And cold.
It's started raining and our hot water blew up today so YAY I get a cold shower tonight!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:29, archived)

LOLInternetfatty
www.thechocolatereview.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/crunch28nestle29wrappedgd4.jpg

Ning all.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:30, archived)

I really love the white chocolate crunches,
oh and morning, I suppose.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:32, archived)

Good so-called 'morning'.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:42, archived)

Thanks,
no, really, thanks.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:46, archived)

I want one.
like now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

i read it as crunchies. far nicer.
mmmm crunchies.
( sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

i have a sore throat and a new haircut.
and a fucking fantastic new skirt, but i cant wear it at work because its a bit SESSY.
( sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

SEXY BINKY
All settled in?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

FUCK YEAH
well, taking the sofa over at lunchtime, and the cats later... and then, FUCK YEAH
( sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

and it is a wonderful skirt.
it's two skirts really - all ruffly and cute and the bottom one is tartan and the top is black with tartan bows on the sides and red trim
and the tartan skirt has buckles on straps, connecting it to a pair of flared black-with-red-trim legwarmers.

YAY SKIRT.
( sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

Yeah cat exploration!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

Good morning

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:30, archived)

Morning TopUpTheTutt.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:31, archived)

Argh, recursive Tuttage!

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

allo allo you two.
'ow goes it over yonder?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

I was sent home yesterday with a heavy cold
I can't decide if I'm going to go in today because I feel a little bit better
( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:36, archived)

Dont
I came to work today and I wish I fucking hadn't
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

you poor darlin.
take the day off and rest up properly. Lots of fluids and stay warm.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

Bleary eyed and silken maned.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:38, archived)

hmm what'll stop you bein' bleary eyed?
And I wish I was silken maned....I have more like a wild tangle of massive curls. My hair *never* behaves*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:40, archived)

Probably a week of sleep
I only got 4 hours each night last week and didn't catch up at the weekend because I am a sleeptard.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:42, archived)

ick.
I think you must be my sleep deprivation twin.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:43, archived)

all self inflicted in my case,
because I'm stupid.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:47, archived)

My body clock is simply weird.
I don't begin to get tired until lights get turned off. So I have been known to stay awake for two or three days straight simply because the lights were on the whole time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

Maybe your body is deformed?

( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

T U T T
U T T U
T T U T
T U T T
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

bollocks

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:38, archived)

Last line here
b3ta.com/talk/6176514

Morning...
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:40, archived)

mornings as a whole can just fuck RIGHT off

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:47, archived)

Agreed
But one cannot go straight from night time to beer time without mornings. They appear to be an integral part of the route to inebriation.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:51, archived)

I get the impression that you want to tell us about some sex you may or may not be about to have.

( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

Nah
It's the hot weather and the fact that if a woman has just watched a film with cancer causing deaths to people and she is crying then it is a fact that she is is gagging for it!

But not until after beerz
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

I have a mental image of you in a courtroom being cross-examined.
Prosecutor: 'So what you're telling me is, you didn't consider it rape becuase you'd forced the victim to watch Forest Gump at gunpoint in the back of your van?'
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

Pretty well sums it up
These tears of emotion and the big doe eyes saying "take me now big boy" I find irresistible
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

Wotcha
Y'alright? I'm worryingly chipper. Something has to give.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:45, archived)

my belly is growling but it's not hungry. hmmm...
stupid belly. ):

and who is ever chipper this early? EY? EH????
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:49, archived)

I've been up since 5
It's almost dinner time at 'work'
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

PREGNANCY? PREGNANCY?

( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS IT'S A BEAR

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:04, archived)

I've just re-read Tutt's post
and then spat my 'wet latte' everywhere.
You cunt.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

"wet latte"
Is that a euphemism for a brown man's jism?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:10, archived)

See my reply
you noob
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

reply distended brown eye
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

Food and drink related observation
I asked the chap in the coffee shop for a Latte
'without the foam'

He said
'Ah! a wet latte'

What the fuck? It's a liquid you noob.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

Latte? Foam?
If you want a regular latte do you have to order a wet cappuccino?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

In my limited experience if you order a latte
you basically get a latte with a load of cappuccino foam on top.

A decent place will give you something called a 'flat white' which is basically what I'm after, but apparently 'wet latte' is a latte without all the fluff on it.

I am baffled Flappers.
How can I be a hip, urbane art-man when I can't even get my coffee the correct wetness.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

Because you should be drinking espresso

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

Drinking coffee without milk requires half-decent coffee
I will not find this on the Strand at 7:34
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

That's fair enough actually
The starbucks near me makes terrible coffee but their White milky chocolate mocha thing is lovely.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

I've decided to use the word noob a lot
maybe someone will imitate me.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

Oh god, I hope not

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

haha noob

( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

Nubcakes

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

Most people don't do that
until they look at her Flickr page.

etc etc
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

lol she is very pretty and takes off her clothes lol
my rofl palms are lol sweaty
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

pmsl perhaps she'll notice me lol
lmao I'm so very lolonely.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

:D

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

Did you also read that as "growing"
or are you more worryingly under the impression that foetuses growl?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:04, archived)

She knew they were supposed to kick
but were they supposed to scratch?

No, they weren't.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

yeah that'd be a doozy

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

If it's mine you have to call it Ferris

( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

DENIED

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

howdy

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:47, archived)

hola
plans of the day?
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:50, archived)

Work :(
but then maybe more bike :) or packing :( you?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

work and then gym and then packing
joy!
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

morning morning morning

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:53, archived)

I wish it wasn't.
Or that I'd slept properly last night. Either or.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

Morning you

( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

Me?? ME? You!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:07, archived)