ABERDEENS CHOLESTEROL!
Shut up.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Pfft
ABERDEEN
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

LOLFAT

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

LOL

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Oh the hilarity
do you not just burst out laughing every morning when you realise that you arent thin ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

Its about once an hour on average

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Similarly
how do women ever get out of bed in the morning ? Why dont they just stay there and play with their tits and fannies ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

We do.
We just start early.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

Well those nips and beans won't flick themselves.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Nips and beans
Sounds like a scottish breakfast.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the nip 'n' bean-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

*horns*

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

What ever the fuck that means...

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

It means
"You're me bes mate pal, ah fuckin...wha ? Wha? Youse fucking callin me a poof ?"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

+
Och! You spilled ma Buckfast.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I was actually thinking
that "Nips" is a Scots slang for a shot of whiskey.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Set the alarm earlier than needed...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

I dont think there are enough hours in the day
to play with womens tits and fannies.

I think you're all churlish and misguided for not spending your entire lives crosseyed and gushing.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

oh jesus.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

it's perfectly simple.
it's more fun in the shower.
( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

SOAPY TIT WANK !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

slippery nipples.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

"slipples" if you will

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

WAHEY.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

god you fucking panda-trap.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

that's a cocktail isn't it?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

is that it?

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Marry me?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

no. i dont think i am enamoured of the prospect of marriage. it sounds, quite frankly, a bit shit.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Ok. No strings fun it is then.
*glomps*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

there are always strings, just not woven into a sticky net.
*tickles*
( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

the girl speaketh the truth.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

When I spend all day helicoptering and fingering my bumbit I get told off
bloody sexism :(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

oh DG
the world isn't open-minded enough for you :(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

eye nose :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

write to your MP
use those exact words
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

I'll have you know the stupid fat bint in my office actually has really good cholesterol levels
As she keeps telling me. Doesn't make up for the fact that everything else is wrong with her.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Yeah
it's like a mong saying "I have lovely hair"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

They've not moved that mirror away from your desk then?
AHAHAHAH LOOK AT ME BEING COOL AND SLAGGING OF ABERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

lOVE YOU REALLY.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Topical humour!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Its funny because...
No... wait...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

it's funny because I've made it over and over again.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

If that were the way things worked i'd be funny.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

AND POPULAR!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

You mean not everyone here loves me?
Oh no :( I'll go kill myself right now.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Can we then melt you down to provide the grease for all the deep-fat fryers in Aberdeen?
*joins bandwagon because he's unoriginal, dull and has nothing better to do*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

The floor will fall out of the takeaway business in Aberdeen if me and Mykey did ourselves in.
I'd probably be found dead with enough kebab in my stomach to feed a family of 5 for a month.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Thats the spirit!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

He'll go far this one.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

You're such a bitch to me
:(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

I didn't mean it though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

Still a bitch

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

www.ilovepickles.org/
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Get a room

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Haha
" Pickle Packers International, Inc."

Have you packed Pickle? Join the club!
( broadsword, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Pfft.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

*sadface*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:34, archived)