They do indeed.
They can prolapse quite easily. With sexy results.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

I've got a hamster and I'm going to test this right now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6189941
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

I was just biting into a sandwich when I read that.

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

'tis natural.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Not when it's a beef sandwich with tomato on it
Blaaaaaaaargh.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Ugh, this is not beef sandwich weather.
It's your own fault.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

My (human) friend had a prolapse when her youngest was born.
Her daughter is now nearly three and she's ONLY JUST had the operation to neaten everything up again.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

I now have more information than required

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

Stick to push it all back in again?

( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

They wrapped it in a blanket
and painted a little baby face on it and told her to carry it around and hope no one noticed.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Jaysis, why did it take so long?
She should have flung sugar on it and stuffed it back up herself.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Jesus fucking Christ

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Haha, that's what they used to do with cattle in the old days.
Sugar shrinks it down, makes it easier to shove back in. Few stitches, done. Unless she strains before you get a chance to stitch and it all falls out again.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

how the fresh hell did anyone discover this?
did someone think "oh, my cow's cervix has dropped out ... hmm, better POUR SUGAR ALL OVER IT, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA"

or what exactly?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

I dunno, ask James Herriott.
He was always at it.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

"Oh no! The dog's got a bit of a crispy cock from horning in the sun too long...BETTER SLAP SOME MARMITE ON THAT!"

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

maybe they just went through all the cupboards trying every foodstuff on every body part until something worked

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

Probably.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

I prefer my vaginas coated in cocoa powder

( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

That could work, I suppose.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

If I was her husband I would have just done it DIY style with a broom handle

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

If you were my husband and I had my vagina hanging out I'd ask for a divorce

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Haha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

I'd make you waddle to the kitchen and make my dinner as I closed my cock in the door and blamed you for it you floppy cunted laze-about

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Haha stop making me laugh,
I'm supposed to be job hunting.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Now, I'm not drawing any conclusions from this, but her husband actually left her a few weeks after the operation.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

So he broke her fanny, then fucked off.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

but he didn't fuck off until it was fixed again,
hmm...
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

Hmmmm
Curiouser and curiouser
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

Ooo OOo oOOOOO!!
www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/137163.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)