Because MYKEYBOY IS A FAT BASTARD, you see.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

How fat
is Mykeyboy?
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

As fat as me.
Which is fairly fucking huge.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

He's the reason they declassified Pluto.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Twice as wide as Friz's face.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

I heard Friz managed 4 snooker balls yesterday.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Christ, his colon must be so slack.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

They just flew out the other end.

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

He has his own postcode.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Imagine all the people.
That's Mykey.
( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Among all the fucking pigs on here, about average.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

I'm just eating lots becuase i'm worried about my exams!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

It's water retention!
water cake
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

smaller fat b3tans orbit him

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

What percentage
of b3tans are actually fat? Like clinically obese? Could b3ta be the obesity capital of the UK? Like Rotherham. Or the queue at KFC?
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

100%.
That's what b3tans are; fat, hopeless losers who are so worthless that they should be pathetically grateful every time life grants them any kind of opportunity to improve their lot. Except me of course, I'm brilliant.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

we should do a weigh-in instead a roll call

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

I think you should conduct an improptu poll.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

You didn't say that he's more evil than Satan^(9-11).
Therefore, I conclude that you are a sympathiser, and probably one of his subsidiary accounts as well.

GO VITRIOL-BOT, GO. BRING ME THE CORPSE OF THIS HERETIC.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

It amuses me the way he bangs on about it being 'funny because he's fat'
when it's actually just funny because he's a cunt.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

This.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

I like the way he gets in the jokes about being fat first.
Like Eminem in the finale of 8 mile.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

I AM DOLE I AM A FUCKING BUM
I DO LIVE IN A TRAILER WITH MY MUM
I DO REPEAT MYSELF ALL OF THE TIME
YOU CAN'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT MY HEAD CAUSE OF THE SHINE.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

I can't call you blue name anymore.
*shakes fist at you*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

k blue name.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I wrote mike woz ere is a cunt plus other insults in my profile.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

lololol
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

*spuffs in your drink*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Haha, sweet Christ this is good.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2OI7sogwqY
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)