Fuck this shit
I'm going to a proper forum
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

geta is a girl's name, i'd better get pandering

( spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

I've got a girl's name
and I get no pandering
( CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I always thought Cow was an insult?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

not to me
it's my middle name
( jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

I thought it was "I like bums"

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

that too

( jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

show me your bumhole

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

can't
my bum will get cold.
( jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

meh, it's the summer

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

I have
sensitive cheeks.
( jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

It's fair cold tonight.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

oi, butt out you, i'm after a glimpse of bumhole in the wild

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I'm going to the zoo tomorrow
I could take pictures of animal bumholes?
( jenpots, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

that'll do
any bumhole is good bumhole
( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

You aren't seeing my bumhole.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

why? is there a proper reason for this like piles and your not at your best or are you just being mean?

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

I don't have one.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

How does it smell?

( Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

No nose, see.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

sometimes

( CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

When are you next up then?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

end of july/beginning of august
funds permitting.
( CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

sod funds permitting
I'll borrow off my mum if I have to
( CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Yay.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Being Jam Master Geordie

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

Was it worth the effort?
Amusing though, I liked it.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Then it was worth it.
Ya daft weegie
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

WEEGIE!
You cunt! Ive killed for less than being called a filthy pict!
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

*waits till you're asleep*
*tattoos weegie on your forehead*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

It's like what dp had.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

i've been out for a couple of hours, does anyone know how SSG is bearing up? poor lamb

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

What did I miss?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

just light a candle and release a balloon
( vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

oh don't tlak like that, he's brave, he'll win this battle i'm sure, or not

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

I hear the next newsletter is going to be a commemorative issue :(
( vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

i'm thinking of him all the time anyway, life is so unfair, he isn't ready god damnit, why him? we have so many other forum posters that would benifit from cancer to help them post interesting stuff
why does the lord allow the dull to live?
( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

it's divine retribution
Jesus is punishing him because he said bad things about people
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

whoa, hold on, i think i've maybe once or twice said bad things about people, this doesn't include forum banter does it?

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Jesus knows when you say a bad thing with malice in your heart
it's a simple equation, sin causes cancer
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Jesus sits quietly on his swing.
Not wanting to talk to anyone, I think we broke him.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

that's ok then as he will already know i don't give a fuck, phew

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

he's dead, or he's not dead, or the cops got him, or the cops don't got him

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

*cops theme*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Did someone
finally object
( applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

to him replying
to his own posts
( applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

like
this
( applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

It's spread to his bowel.
He's got about 6 weeks.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Oh.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I hope Internet Lawyerman
is going to start hanging around JMG threads like a personal injury solicitor chasing ambulances
( vladimir, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

that internet lawyer man all ways chasing the whah whah whambulances

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I do not deal in PI cases.
only INTERNETONLINELAW
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Do you prosecute individuals for being a bit shit?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)