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There's not been enough talk of Mongy's bivvy lately.
Tell me a bivvy story.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
I DID DRUGS
www.b3ta.com/questions/festivals/post440848
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
NO ONE CARES!

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
say WHAAAAAT

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
I thought you were leaving?

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
In good time!

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
Can we get an estimate?
I'm planning a party, you're not invited.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
I'll leave when SSG does

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
lol

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
SSG's dead Friz,
AND HE AINT NEVER COMING BACK.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
That's not true. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.
*desperately holds on to his lifeless corpse, weeping*
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
I don't care,
I fucking hated the cunt anyway. And his boyfriend up there.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
'lo.
:(
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
Adam & The Ants fan club was called The Bivouac
True fact there
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
Great times.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
what about a pun thread instead?

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
I'm saving that.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
this made me laugh and I don't know why
www.collegehumor.com/video:1913479
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
I've just eaten a massive chocolate
cookie and am awaiting the inevitable sugar high
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
Bivouac is a great word
Ashamedly, it took until Mongy started posting about his bivvy for me to really understand what it is.

b3ta's educational innit
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
i'm going to buy a winter skin for my bivvy this year, imagine that, amazing times

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
Nice, so all weather bivvying ahoy

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
it pretty much is already but i fancy getting one, be a degree or 2 warmer in the winter

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
Well, better be too warm than too cold in the winter
When you have the door flap zipped shut, is there still a hole so you can poke your fishing rod out of it and continue fishing?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
as you can see the rods stay outside of the bivvy
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1228673004/bivvym3.jpg
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
I wonder what jumper Chris Packham will be wearing tonight?
I hope it's his green one.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
once many years ago i arrived at the lake, got my jrc stealth out, it is an umbrella system, and i'd left the screw in cap in my bag at home
i had to get young dave the eighty year old bailiff to mind my rods whilst i went home, what a day
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
I'm not entirely sure I understand what a bivvy is

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bivouac_shelter
/helpful
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
oooh, that looks quite cool

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
it is a muti purpose shelter for fishing, this is my one
www.aquaproducts.co.uk/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
Not just for fishing sir.
I think you'll find us military bods make good use of the bivvy.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
i'm sure you do, we just use fishing bivvys

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
We build our own,
from sticks and leaves and other manly materials.

*flexes muscles*
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
i'm not sure the lake owners would allow that, and also would my bed fit in one?

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
Bed?
Good sir, we sleep on the floor.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
sod that shit, i have a 6 legged nash indulgence

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
gay

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
Yes I am.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
*luffs*

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
luxurious

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
it is, i can have it winter mode, summer with mozi panels or front zipped of and no ground sheet

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
haha
oh god, where did my life go wrong?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
The word "bivvy" was part of the 6 millionth post on /talk

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
m is for motherfucker

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
There is an old mine in Somerset somewhere where a mate and I camped out.
He showed me how to make a rope bridge with two lengths of thin plastic line, one for the feet and one for the arms, and we bridged a small stream and I went across first. Only his knot gave and the foot wire released, casuing the top wire to ping up my nipples before catching under my armpits, lacerating me and leaving a straight red line across my manly chest which fucking stung like a bitch. The cunt left me dangling there for a good ten minutes as he howled with laughter as well, the bastard. Then we went back to the bivvy and got drunk and I moved to Poland four days later. My nipples still ache occasionally with the fond memories of that old mine.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
great times

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
the bivvy was an old brick hut with a tarp spread from it like a porch canopy
and we had a fire and drank Golden Sun whisky from Lidl's.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
sounds good enough
right all this bivvy talk has excited me, i need beer, pub times

great
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
I just finished reading Twilight.
No bivvies but it was still cracking.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
This has absolutely nothing to do with bivvies.
Fuck off.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
She's using QOTW logic

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
my uncle used to reveiw camping gear.
i kipped in a bivvy once, it's a sleeping bag shaped coccoon. nearly put my head through it in the morning trying to sit up.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
I slept in a sleeping bag inside a survival bag once.
In the morning, the sleeping bag was saturated with sweat. Not recommended.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
There was a bit in a bivvy in Flight Of The Conchords the other day.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)