Would anybody like to buy two tickets to see Kings of Leon in Manchester on the 23rd?
£150 for the pair, bought for £220 but she can't make it now.

Her reason for not going: "I couldnt get lucifer minded long enough due to his sperm donor being a complete and utter twat"
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

What's your favourite Kings of Leon track that reached #1 in the UK Charts?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

I don't know the band, really

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Oh, it's a band.
For some reason, I got the idea you were going to the theatre.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Sammi, lovely, you're not helping yourself here.
You paid £110 to see a band that you don't know about at all?

Gutted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Yes, I have paid that much money
Too see a band I don't know. Well done!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Why don't you pay me £100 to watch me play the drums?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

[x] Plays drums?
[x] Bald?

PHIL COLLINS!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

I'm 6ft.
I'm no midget.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

Nah
I paid £18 to see a band I've loved practically all my life. If it had broken the £25 mark, I may have reconsidered.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

Can you play £100s worth of drums?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

I'll require a bigger hat.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

You've got to be very careful how you write between the lines in this place.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

I have a wonderful O**line *irl and Kings of Leon story which is far more interesting than any of this.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Please JMG, you must enlighten us with your tales from the north.
I insist.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Not today interchums!
I'm a 28 year old man sat in Bermuda shorts and my new NUFC shirt.
I'm very much living la vida local and don't wish to be dragged down with too much internet chatter.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Can you suggest me a team name for the pub quiz please JMG?
I'm not entrusting this matter to Club Sticky Cheeks.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

Borussia Teeth.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

*makes notes*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

So I have a choice between Sex On Fire and Sex On Fire?
I think I'll choose death.
(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

£110 a ticket? Hahahaha
hahahaha daft bint hahaahaha
( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

To see kings of Leon?
Ohoohooohooohoooooo
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

I agree
But people pay £4k for Michael Jackson ones. Saw it with my own eyes.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

I am thanking you kindly for your kind offer, but I kindfully and respectfully decline this opertunaty you have kindly presented me with.
Should the situation occor where my mind upon this matter has changed, I shall contact you forthwritly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Throw them in the pool

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

I might buy them, I'll see if my friends will POOL their money

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Why the fuck did you pay £110 a ticket?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Have you not read the username?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

What part of 'it wasn't me' are you struggling with?
The most I've paid to see a band is £18
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

I guess we just don't believe you have any friends

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

I didn't
Somebody else did, and she can't make it now.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

holy crap that's a lot to see kings of leon
i remember when you could see blur at the astoria for a tenner
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

do you just pay the taxi to drive past really fast lol?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

haha.
yes!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

oooo, we got your cd today sir, thank you!
i've only heard the first few tracks but it's all summery and mellow so far :)
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

It'll soon change,
Face Circus will ruin you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

it's off at the mo, i am taking a slightly-longer-than-i-was-supposed-to break from homework
it will probably disturb us over breakfast tomorrow now
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

yes
we used to go and watch oasis in shepherd's bush too. till the manager of sainsburys told us not to hang around the soft drinks section any more!!!
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

*applauds*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

How much did we pay for Beck and Radiohead?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

£44 each, iirc
that was a good day
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

fucking was
I remember you coming home that afternoon and saying "we've got tickets for Beck and Radiohead," and I was like "when?" and you were all "like in two hours or something." I'm paraphrasing.
I love that degree of not having to think too far into the future.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

are they not playing LiverPOOL?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Nah, the city's flooded with tears.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

does she have a pool
am I missing an awesome meme?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

you are indeed missing a meme and she does indeed have a pool

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

I feel like I've come back to school after a day off
and missed hearing Peter Knox say he had sex with his cat
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

You paid £110 per head to see Kings of Leon in Manchester? christ.
( C, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Christ!
I wouldn't pay that to see Take That!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

that
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

but you would pay to see take that?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

maybe :(

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

I paid £6 to see kings of leon several years ago.
So that would be a no from me.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

I can't think of anyone I'd pay that much to see
unless the girls wrestling lemurs in jelly circus comes back around
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

haha, you're too skint to afford the train fare aren't you?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Why on earth would you spend that much money on a gig?
That's astronomical.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Probably more money than sense

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

it is,
you could almost go to Glastonbury for that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Eggzachary!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

I MIGHT consider paying £110 to see the original beatles line-up, but only if I was the only person there and they all gave me a reach-round afterwards.
( C, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

I'd pay £110 to see two people resurrected from the grave.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

If I'd just been paid I probably would, but at any other time of the month I'd have to think about it.
( C, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

do we get to choose which two?
I'd choose Hitler and Princess Diana
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

and then,
FIGHT BACK TO THE DEATH
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

yes
with chainsaws
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

Shit!
I never even realised they were in the original Beatles line up.
( C, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

hosting a comeback fight would easily pay the reanimation costs

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

The Zombies in Abercrombie
The Undead in Birkenhead
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

i think your friend might be a bit nuts
were they all access tickets.. as in down the bands trousers?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

You bought 2 tickets for £220?
Are you nuts?
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)