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JMG!
Hello Whales. Internet champion JMG here.
What's gone on, this evening?

What has /talk brought the masses?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
oh JMG
there has been a flounce

I am distraught
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
Who/what has been flounced about?
I missed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
Check the popular page.
It was a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
Oh wow!
Top quality flouncage!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
Oh let's not all pick on Wormulus.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
but he's got a silly name
that was more than enough to get a kid bullied when I was at school
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
I think I'm out of the loop on this one, G.
Why did he pick on everybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
I don't know
he just suddenly posted a long list of his Internet Enemies then flounced like a big soft girl

I'm declaring SexFace winner by default here
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
I must be background noise.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
I can't imagine why I'm an internet enemy,
it's all a bit surreal.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
I don;t think you are.
I think it was more his final thoughts than 'I hate all of these people'.

I am fond of Wormy. He is a nice chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Well maybe,
but it wasn't exactly complimentary.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
No, I suppose not.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Cos we are all awful internet fatties.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
Mere mortals such as us can only guess what goes on inside the heads of such Oxford-educated geniuses.
But it's almost certainly irrelevant, as he'll be back soon. Probably within a week.

And I'll bet actual money on him claiming it was a joke or "ironic".
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
You really have a problem with him don't you?
I've never understood why.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
That's the thing though - I don't.
He's just prone to making a tit of himself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Check the popular page.
Always check the popular page when there's been a flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
Pop the checkular page.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
Chock the Pupular Rage

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
Pop the Popular Page

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
Rape a popular mage.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
Chuck a popular grape

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
RING JMG

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
Chuck Pope a Telegraph
/anag
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
I spent the last few minutes convinced there was only one "h" in "check the popular page".

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
chuck the pope a grape

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
It's like the 'Paris In The The Spring'
written in a triangle is easily read as 'Paris In The Spring'
The best one is on the inside of a packet of Regal King Size it says 'Made Of Fine Virginia tobacco' and only seeing one F in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
That's right,
one F and one f.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
Oh MoT :(

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
pfffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
i might need the bingo players to start gazzing from now
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1244494225/bingocard.gif

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
Oh, when are you doing bingo again?

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
I guess it'll be on the date mentioned in that event.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
i'm glad you asked that young man as many will not be aware of the dull thread bingo
it will be eyes down after 8 on saturday, great bingo forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
I would very much like to join in the dull bingo,
but unfortunately I think I might be in Glentress walking around on hills.

If not I'll certainly be here with eyes down, bingo pen out and ready for FUN.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
I missed it last week :(
I must have been off being dull offline.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
JMG sir!!
*puts hand up real high in class* - Sir sir, Gilgamesh has been *INTERNET BULLYING* people again!!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
this is absolutely not true
indeed, I was the VICTIM of internet bullying today and I am hurt by your allegation
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
i with you on this one, it was horrid name calling

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
Worse than smelly-poo-bum?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
yet again i got called a troll, i'm getting sick of the whole calling me a troll routine

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
I bet you don't even have purple hair
and a giant pencil up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
Dinner Plate Hands!

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
it saves on washing up.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
i didn't know cr3 was THAT fond of pencils

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
it'll be a stylus, knowing him

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE, TROLL BOY

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
It's pure laziness.
The kind of people who resort to that are usually no-marks who can only express themselves by parroting someone else's sentiments ad nauseam.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
I AGREE WITH THESE SENTIMENTS 100%.
All this parroting is really getting on my nauseam.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
sometimes these things are said as a joke but people should realise they cause genuine hurt and upset to sensitive internet users

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
Oh god, I've just read the tirade. I'm so sorry :(
Don't do anything drastic now, y'know, like move to wales or something
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
I had to go and lie down in a darkened room with a cold compress on my forehead when I read that
after an hour I had recovered sufficiently to be able to sob into my pillow for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
I'm going straight down to the DHSS to claim disability benefits tomorrow morning.
I don't think I'll ever recover.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
we should totally form a support group

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
new iphone got announced jmg
plus safari 4 got released for us webdevs. mmmm html5.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
I am very much interested in this iPhone news.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
No idea.
I've just arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
I feel left out by it all :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
It sounds like a jolly time was had by all.
Shall we sit back and enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
I missed the point you were making.
My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
You can have mine if you like.
You can be fat and shit with no personality if you like. Just like ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
I don't think 50% of that about you.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
Thanks?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
It's quite hard to tell if someone is joking, online, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
The internet.
Shit at communication, since 1996.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
Oh Blue Star.
That was terrible to read.

No mention of your tinyness, it's terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
or how cute she is

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
THAT'S IT
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
This is very true.
I want my very own Blue Star to keep in my pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
I missed it
I feel he could have put more effort into mine though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
You should have made more of an impression.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
Not much JMG
I've moaned about having a headache and sore eyes yet continued ONLINE. I've also discussed my reaction to Skittles on MSN. And of course we've all been slagging you off via MSN also, because that's all we do.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
I understand.
I'm a terror.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
I sent ALL my randomburn CDs off today.
Would you like one as well or are you sick to the back teeth of them yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
Ha ha ha.
If you don't mind sending me one, I'd love to receive one lady. Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
*update on my speakers*
It seems the transformer is inside the subwoofer. Do you think I can still fix it or should I just buy new speakers?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
What's wrong with them?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6209381
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
does your sound work if you plug headphones into the computer?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
does the power light come on?
if not, replace the fuse in the plug for the subwoofer

if that doesn't work, bin it and buy a new one because there's no way of repairing it unless you know what you're doing and paying someone to fix it would cost more than it's worth
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
It comes on
Then it fades.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
chuck it on a skip

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Yeh
I may even get myself fancy ones now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
replacing the transformer would require a pro to do it,
and would probably cost more than a new set, or not far short. Depending on how good they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
This is what I was thinking
They aren't the best speakers and I've had them a while!
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
they only play crap music.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
No, no
That's what makes them awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
Are you agreeing with the fact you play crap music?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
Damn right
*80s child*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
hallo you.
/talk has brought me another haven to procrastinate in - and for that I am thankful.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)