PANIC!
We're all going to die*

eventually
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

no.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

GMoS is immune to the ravages of time

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

GMOSWIN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/9708/1244690228/Image1.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

this means so much to me!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

We've got to laugh away the tears.
Sadly most will comfort eat.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

"Herrrre's GMOS!"

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

GMoS should be central to most movies.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Planet of the GMoS.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

well not you or me
obviously
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

I'm immortal
At least I believe so. Not been tested yet.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Of Swine flu, no less.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

Transhumanist!
*immortalises*
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Oh well,
never mind.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

You can't have Pandemic with Panic.

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

PARMAGEDDON!

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

What is the official opinion on Cronaldo going to Real?

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I'm actually surprised
but with a healthy dose of "Meh". You can buy a fuck of a lot of talent with £80m. But it interesting to see SAF back down on his policy of never selling a player he wants to keep.

They'll do well to win the league next season, though. Period of transition I think. And since Liverpool will be playing down the local park in second-hand kit next season, could be your year. Unfortunately.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Interesting to see who you'll replace him with. Not sure Valencia's your man, and I'm hoping RIbery doesn't join you, but that is looking unlikely.
Depends on how Ancelotti does for us and who we sign, but I was pleased by this Ronaldo news!
( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Fuck Ribery. Bayern want £65M for him
You can't pay that much for a man who looks like he's been set on fire and put out with a shovel. No matter how good at football he is.

Still - If they buy Ribery and keep Tevez - Ribery, Tevez and Rooney? ugliest strike force in world football? all the need is Ronaldinho.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Some quicker than others.
I want to fucking hit something, internets.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

In the booty call sense or the beating off sense?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

In the 'cause as much damage as possible and THEN start biting' sense.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Fucking tease.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Does anyone like being elbowed in the face and want to come to west Herts?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Drop mongy a gaz
He's up for anything, as long as he sees some bumhole.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Yeah, no.
How about you? You can't be doing anything important.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I need to organise my collection of paperclips

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Fucker.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Yep, swine flu pandemic :D
I know somebody who's got it (as does half the UK now) but they're not that ill at all.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Dont let them use your pool.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

lifes a bitch then you die fuck the world lets get hiiiiigh

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

I'm guessing that wasn't Descartes.

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Well, statistically, not from swine flu we're not
"28,000 cases globally and 141 deaths"

giving it a fatality rate of 0.5%. "normal" flu is 2-3%. So H1N1 is actually 4 times less dangerous than "normal" winter flu. Of which we have at least one pandemic every year, usually 2 or 3.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

You'll eat those words when you are dying of DEADLY SWINE FLU
DEADLY
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

yeah.
or I might just eat some more pig.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Stop bringing facts into this!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Well this is it. The clue's in the name, it's 'flu. It's not ebola.
People die of common 'flu all the time, and no-one's panicking about that.
( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Also, a healthy dose of beating
to anyone else who goes "ah, yeah, but Spanish Flu, that killed loads and loads, it could be like that"

except 99+% of the victims of Spanish Flu didn't die of flu. It's only a minor point.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)