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I went to the doctor and guess what he told me, guess what he told me?
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue382/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
Something about Prince?

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
WHAT?!
WHAT DID HE SAY!??
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
You put the lime in the coconut...

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
har har!

(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
... cancer?

/Derek and Clive
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
pancreatic cancer
to be exact
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
newfags can't triforce
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(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
cheers I've got the Lost Woods theme in my head after about 6 months of liberty

(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
Amidoinrite?
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(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
fuck off back to n11chan

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
*tries*
Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
lulz

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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
Gaz Mongychops for a bingo ticket?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
GAZ NOW!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
I saw a tramp who looked just like you in town the other day
Tell me, have you moved to Scotland, shit yourself and started drinking cheap whisky?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
"you've got swine flu, you've got swine flu"?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
Ooh eeh ooh ah ah
ting tang walla walla bing bang?
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
*Punch*

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
Oh goddamn
¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
HE SAID ROSIE

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
JUST GO ON AND HAVE FUN NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
OOohhhhhOOOOOHH OOOOOooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
Pub lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
nah, it's just almost hometime
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
*gleeful YAY FRIDAY cuddle*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
wheeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
This weekend's going to rock
I'm going to practice my ROCK GOD stance. I might even stand atop my amp like a right loser winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
YEAH!
Hips jutted forward, balancing your bass and looking moody? Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
:D
I love Friday afternoons, everyone goes so loopy
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
Cos nothing compares to poo?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
you filthy Moser-lover.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
still no cure for ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
The lizards love ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Mine does
she tried to eat me a few days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
OOH EE OOH AA AA TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
OOH EE OOH AA AA TING TANG WALLA WALLA BANG BANG!

Is that the right answer?
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Fuck off
That's going to running round my head for the rest of the day now.
Twat
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
Mission accomplished.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang?

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
those rapid beer chillers are a very poor effort
try the patented TMB beer drinks bath. dry ice, ice, salt and water in a bath. room temp to drinking temp in about 15 seconds. You need tongs to get the beer out, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
where can i buy some dry ice?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
A dry ice shop.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
is that in the dry ice district?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
a dry ice shop

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
you might have me on that one.
I just take it from my chemistry department. You can buy it commercially though.

20 kgs dry ice, 50 kgs ice, 5 kgs salt topped up with water does a bath and it lasts most of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
what if i want a bath?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
you would be very cold

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
I used to have a spare bathroom for beer cooling purposes
I kept the lawnmower in it the rest of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
Iceland in Timbuktu.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
That you'd have to stop wanking?
because he was trying to examine you!
Guffaw!
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
not only that but thanks but it was putting him off

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)