I'm not sure who's pwned who here
uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090612/tuk-heels-get-woman-out-of-unpaid-work-6323e80.html
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

here comes badger with another linky
i shan't be clicking,
i'm rubbing my winkie
( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Vera Duckworth lives

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Vera Duckworth, Vera Duckworth, Vera Duckworth...
Vera Duckworth, Vera Duckworth, Vera Duckworth, Vera Duckworth, GRAHAM GOOSE HONK HOOOONNNKK! *chases*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

:(
You're horrible to me.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

so how was the elderly ladies night out with wet knickers?
otherwise known as take that?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6217879
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

sounds like you had fun
fuck it, I sacrificed that chicken for nothing as the band did not have a plane fall on their heads
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

All they did that night was pray. Apparantly they do it every night.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

that and play soggy biscuit

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Shoes.
The most boring purchase.
( Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

bingo? gaz now

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

When's the next game?
You should do a daytime midweek one, for us work-time b3tans, and the elderly.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

eyes down look in tomorrow from 8ish pm

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

I don't understand the rules
Will everyone need to unignore sexface?
( Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

not really as i recap the numbers as i go, i'm probably going to get bingo caller of the year

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I can't believe people get away with b3ta-ing at work.
They must have piss easy jobs.
( Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

They should make her wear the flat shoes.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

just punch her in the face until she does the work
the tough love approach needs to be used to sort out this country
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

i cant wait to find out what happens next

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

JMG must be just about to post.

( Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

I'm already preparing a SCATHING remark in advance.
That JMG! Grr!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

i've got a list of stock phrases
just in case JMG posts
( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

suddenly:
IT'S CRUNKIN' TIME!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

i be downloadin an bogle wit mi bredren

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

get dem on der crunk lolz

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

bludclut i no
imma put on ma uggs n bikini an jus go nutz
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

This all comes very naturally to you doesn't it?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

:(
sadly
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

she must have some amazing looking
carpet slippers.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

what a load of bollocks.
medical grounds indeed.

fuck sake
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

FFS
'Outside court, Stallard said she was considering an appeal, adding: "It's a bit harsh. I can't believe I'm going to be electronically tagged. It's really unfair and I am going to talk to my solicitor about appealing."'

Shouldn't break the law then. Fucking serfs, it's not rocket science.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

serfs?

( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Peasants.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

yeah, i know what a serf is

( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Fabulous.
Your question?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

never mind

( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Fair enough. Nice having such a friendly chat.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

:\

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

its washing powder innit

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

BASTARDS!
I bet the bitch puts apostrophes in the wrong place too
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

A convicted motorist?
Sounds serious.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)