I'm off to Belgium with the missus for a week on Monday.
We're renting a car and staying near Bruges. What should we do?
( Malchick, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

Go inside Brugges,
then tell everyeone that you're in Brugges.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

pack four kilos of heroin up your arse and meet me at southampton

( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

meet a racist midget

( jenpots, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

There's a midget on my street AND one on Nicky's.
There seem to be loads of them round here.
( Malchick, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Saw one at Adwick last week.
She was less than 3 feet tall.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Leave Kirsty alone!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Go find the place where they shot that little midget in the face.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Oh dear. I'm almost as funny as jenpots.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

reach for the stars mike.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Reaching for a noose.
First suicide live on /talk
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

This is the kind of thing that happens when rnuk doesn't let people hit him.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

almost
you must try harder
( jenpots, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

a week in a really dull country, how exciting, in a dull way

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

It's also dirt cheap, it's an area I know from childhood, and the lady is into her art.

( Malchick, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

antwerp has a good redlight area

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Await 'The Amber Fox'.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Check out your awesome playlist dewd.
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/photo0241.jpg

Happy randomburnings here.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

You should see the one someone else is getting.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

This is far too much effort. I'm not even half way through the process.
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/photo0242.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

mine are finally being burnt on monday at work
I've left it a bit late
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Haha, that's fucking brilliant.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Oooo, I'm liking that.
Impressed at being able to write that small as well.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I'm impressed you could read it.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I got down to 'Everlong'.
The next one looks like 'Room! Woke De Up Jeba Yor La'.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Wham! Wake me up before you go go.
Pretty close guess.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Meet a Canadian
Smash the guy in the face and proclaim "That is for John Lennon you fucking cunt"
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Try finding a real country that has made a better contribution to the world in the past 100 years.
Their abuse of the Congo does not count.
( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I imagine we'll be nipping over the Dutch border as there's a lovely little town called Sluise right on the border.
There's a cracking restaurant and a gorgeous toy shop there that I want to revisit.
( Malchick, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Yes, the Dutch
straddling the world stage and gripping the throat of international politics.
( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Yeah, everyone should base their holiday destinations on the contributions of that nation to politics!
Fuck enjoyment, holidays are serious business.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

You may be surprised to find out I'm just having a little joke

( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

You may be surprised to find out that I am a small dish of indian ghee.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Crikey

( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

INO!

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

you should be banned
little jokes on the internet, whatever next!
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

If we don't put a stop to this next people will be taking the michael out of figures from popular culture, online!

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

the whole moral fibre of society could fall apart
lets vote for the BNP, it's the only way we can survive
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Where the fuck is bruges?


/Colin Farrell
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

see if you can have a ride around bruges in a horse-drawn coach
from bruges town square, did it years ago so i'm not sure if is still done
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

carry on driving until you're not in Belgium

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)