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If you were the next Pope.....
what would you pick as your name?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
Comma, of course.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
Levi Kaufmann

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
Fuck
so in Northern Ireland some people could reply

yes he is, isn't he
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
willy willy archibald the third whoop squillgy ganglefoot kerplunk kerplunk wibble

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
...or Bill, to his mates

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)
Pope name generator
/ac

Now, can anyone find me that link?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
how about

www.popeonarope.com
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)
christ, an entertaining site on geocities
*rethinks life*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)
Siren N'Gotti.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)
Mohammed
the First
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)
Patrick
I like that name. Plus it has to be a saint's name or something
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)
you have to be Catholic to be Pope
and Catholics have to be named after saints (my baptism certificate lists my names in a different order to my birth certificate because my first name isn't a saint's name)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)
Not necessarily a Saint's name,
it's at the priest's discrescion. Here in Ireland lots of people have traditional (non saintly) Irish names and are baptised in them aswell.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
Pourri

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)
arf

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)
arf!

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)
Sergei Roygbiv
i've always liked that name
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)
Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenaler Boden By the Seeeeeeeeeaaa III

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)