no wait it was a lute.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

and I learned that there is a difference between different sizes of squeezebox
being called a concertina (smallest), melodion and accordion (biggest). So there.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

I prescribe new friends

(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

I had a nice time, thank you very much

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

that's how it starts...
then it's a slippery slope to wearing hemp and not-bothering to shave
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

I'm already a dreadful hippy, I'll have you know
I knit my own yoghurt.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

*sigh*
*looks down at crotch*

eurgh

EDIT: YOUR CROTCH!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Sighing sadly isn't the response you want when people are looking at your crotch, Hubare.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Neither is the look of sheer horror
But alas, such is life.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

*recoils*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

HEY! You were nowhere near my crotch.
Or were you...?

*looks under desk*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

I'm quite short
it's entirely possible.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

I can't remember you being that short

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

...
....
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

that was my impression of 7 spangolins btw

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

haha
you bastard :D
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

nyuk nyuk nyuk ;D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

everyone must look short to you,
you're massive.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

I'm not that tall
but I am massive.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

you towered above me and I'm 5'10"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

man I am so fucking short

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Yes you are
I'm sure one of my friends is shorter though. Being short has got to be better than being tall, people don't get all intimidated and stuff.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

no.. like... nah... coz...
tell you what... we arange a plc n ill sho u mi crotch n how trim it iz n tht..!

I'm off for a sulk!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

yeah yeah nice try at the edit there ol' helmetdale harvester

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

lol

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Ello stranger,

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Haha eww

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Not quite.
The biggest is the piano accordian, as opposed to a bichromatic one.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

oooh
another new thing. Thanks!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Don't accordions also have a keyboard as well as buttons?
I always thought that was the difference.

Being from the Orange community, I have reason to believe that I am an expert on accordions as well as everything else.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

mobile phones or juice?
I'm not an expert, I just didn't know they came in variations.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

I honestly have no idea
I just remember the ones from the marching bands. It's what the word "cacophony" was invented for.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

That would be the piano accordian.
It's not just your mob that play them, the travellers do too.
I'm in NO WAY going to draw any conclusions from this.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

I used to go out with a girl who played in one of those bands.
Ever since then I have hated accordion music almost as much as I hate bagpipes.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

You see, I like bagpipes and accordians.
But I'm going to guess I wouldn't have liked your ex's band.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

I'd say you probably wouldn't too.
I didn't much like them either.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

Bagpipes?
Did she also have pipes coming from her boobies and when you squeezed them she went DDAAADEEEDODDOELELTTITITTITITDDOOOOODDLELELAAADADADEOLEOOO?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

I fucking wish!

( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

ha
my little bro played the devils bellows for years. i love him but what a nob end. img13.imageshack.us/i/accordionfarsidecartoon.gif/
( tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

hehe
The Far Side is fantastic.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Good call.
Ideally it should be a recorder- as there is no sound worse nor more identifiable than someone learning to play the recorder.

I'd say violins except for the fact that they can produce some beautiful music. Them and flutes.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)