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Your best single hour ever, what were you doing?
Go.
( TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

This is just leaving the place open to QOTW standard lies here :(
BAD INTERNETTING TY&GN
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I live in hope of the truth

( TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Yay, my people phoned me back
Now i get to do work and not reply to you all, sorry
( TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Argh, I fucking hate people that are labelled "IT people"
who turn out to be shit with computers.
( TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

It annoys me when people call me a "computer person"
when I switch off their screensaver, or something.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Bugger me.
So I go to install the software, only to find that the last archive they have of their data is from August 2008 :(
( TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

That's quite a while

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Has somebody warned 90nz0?
He honestly might fall to bits if this site goes down.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Shh, I think the plan is to tell him it's his internet...

( TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Best save that one to people who post more than you on here....
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html

There are a whole 9 of them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

90nz0.
You're Mr B3ta.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

In a "Mrs Callifornia" competition sense?
Yeah', you're right, I am the hawtest playah in da house.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Oh god, I recognise all those names.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Probably high.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

There's gonna be a threadrush to get the last post i bet, even though we won't be able to see it

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I got one of those memory foam pillows today
so I'm looking forward to a good nights sleep for once
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

So, are they actually supposed to work?
We'll know tomorrow.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Diddling Anne Widdecombe

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I was hoping she'd get the speakers job
just so I could giggle at her shouting in the chair
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I've been reading Wikipedia since half past two.
Just when you think you're closing more tabs than you're opening at last, you suddenly end up back with 15 of them again.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

What have you learnt?

( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Tardigrades can survive in space for ten days.
Pluto has got three moons. Pluto is brown. Pluto is a bit like an enormous comet and would get a tail if you put it into the Earth's orbit. A space probe will reach pluto in 2015.
The oldest exoplanet discovered so far is 12.6 billion years old.

And many other things.
I now have a picture of the Milky Way Galaxy produced by NASA from space telescope data as my desktop wallpaper.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

That's some good learning. I approve.
*googles Tardigrades*

Funny little things. Means slow walker. And was originally called kleiner Wasserbär. Interesting. Who would have known...
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

oh and in 2000 it rained fish in Great Yarmouth.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

Last night I was playing that game where you have to get from one article to another in the fewest number of steps
I got from endive to baritone in 6 steps
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I'm gonna head off to C4mbodia

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

i've still got an account there, but i'm going to sleep

( mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I've heard it's a wonderful place to go
for a flounce holiday.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Off-road driving in Cuba while eating freshly picked bananas.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Filth

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

maybe this is all a trick and they really ARE shutting down talk?

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Rob's massive ginger conspiracy, maybe.
*Fears*
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I'm sure there must be SOMEONE with enough money to save us.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Jahled.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

oh if only we hadn't been rude to him!

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

f5ing

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Two weeks after my A levels had finished
smoking and drinking in the sun behind the cricket pavillion.

Life will never be as great again.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

My browser just spent 18 minutes trying to refresh this page.
In which time it chewed up 8 GB of virtual memory and caused Windows to bomb out with a fatal error. Brilliant.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

which browser?
cos it must be pretty shit to have a memory leak such as that
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Firefox.
I'm going to get rid of it if I find one better, it does this all the fucking time.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Those hippies at Microsoft have a free one you can download

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Banging a headmistress up the arse.
In Cambridge.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)