I'm not on a train anymore
But I am in Newcastle.

It's very warm.

WARM.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

Who needs facebook for pointless Facebook updates?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

aww he's so cute.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

he's like an upset grey stain

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

oh what's that little grey stain?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

you're worried people may consider you cute?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

daww such an adorable grey stain.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Pfffft.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

I'm not quite sure how this is meant to be insulting.
People have been saying that for years.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

daaaawwww!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

*tugs cheeks*
*washes hands*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS
RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS
RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS
RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS
RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

ROBOT APES ROBOT APES ROBOT APES ROBOT APES

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Piston sends friend requests but they're never accepted :(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

ACTUALLY I HAVE OVER 60 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Yeah, thanks for that Gaz

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

What gaz?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Oh, you've posted it now
Good chap
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

HOW DARE YOU REFER THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

Infer, shirley.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

Inferior, piston

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

You've lost me completely.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

He's trying to imply that he means something enough for you to actually gaz him to express how upset you are.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Ah.
That's a bit sad, really.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

That's I'm
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

YOU'VE BEEN ESME'D, MOTHERFUCKER

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

ouch, so cold
so very cold.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

hahahahaha, totally told him !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

200+ last count.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

How many of those do you interact with on a regular basis?

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Cute Grey Stain Appreciation Society

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

For fuck's sake.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

That was why I deleted my Bebo
And got rid of a bunch of people on Facebook. I don't see the point in being friends with them if I don't actually talk to them anymore.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

Pisty baby, it's not a competition, in fact, I've been removing people lately.
Don't give in to their relentless bullying, and let's be honest, that's what it is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

I just seem to accumulate them.
It's like some sad lonely granny, sat alone in her chair, collecting mail order teapots.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Oh wow my opinion of you has completely changed.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

I've sent a SAE for his autograph

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

i bet he can't even fit many snooker balls in his mouth!

I HAD TO PAY £1.08 TO GET A CD WITH A PUBE TAPED TO IT!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

haha
mike. you cunt.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

Oh yer fo' real.
It is seriously not worth £1.08
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

PAYPAL COMPENSATION PLZ

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

HEAVY PUBE

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

Let's not forget the dog hair as well.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

how can i?
i now know that you had your cock out while your dog was present! :(
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

i can't decide which (very expensive) sunglasses to buy
and in what way are (very expensive) sunglasses bluetooth ready?
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

You might be able to attach a headset to them
However Oakley do a pair of (very expensive) sunglasses with bluetooth and earphones built in.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

I don't know, I usually get the help to sort out that kind of thing.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

Just make sure they're waterproof for when you're swimming in your luxurious swimming pool, which you have.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

I too am not on a train anymore
I am not in Newcastle, I am at home. It is warm. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

HELLO BOGUS
I have my top off.

Excited?
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

I bet it was difficult to take off.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

The firemen arrived with the jaws of life eventually

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Phwoar!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

lol... you've got a fat face

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

I feel sorry for the woman giving bith to his baby.
Unless it's Hey Arnold!'s mum...She'd do fine.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

:(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/friz.gif
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

:'(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

*snarf*

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

you know when the cow jumped over you?
How ace was that?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

I got free milk for years

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

good effort.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

I'm in an office
drinking water and daydreaming about fabulous things. BIG FUCKING DEAL
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

*mwah*

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

i need to drink more water
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, SPECK
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

There have been no JMG posts today
What's going on?
( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

He's here with me

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Dead. Choked on scampi.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

is it sign on day?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)