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That's a smashing blouse you've got on there

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
Why thankyou.
It's just second hand off eBay.

I like your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
I stole them from the grave of a child.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
Oh, I thought they looked a little tight.
How long have you been a Barbie fan?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
Since i could fit an entire one in my bum

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
NEAR THE HIGHEST PART OF THE PAGE.
b3ta.com/questions/buses/ I hope we've all seen who suggested this weeks QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
this is point one of our plan to reform qotw

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
I think we now need to devise a story so "believable" that we'll win QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
It's about time.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
My lie is going to win
b3ta.com/questions/buses/post463911
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
Everyone should click mine for lols

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
HOT SHIT YES!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
thanks, it's only my work t-shirt
but it does bring out the colour of my soul
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
Pink?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
black

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
With frilly edges?

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
nah, it's just a polo shirt, nothing fancy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
What, with holes in it?

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
it has 7 holes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
Not in mint condition then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
One hole for each limb

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
there really is something to say for living next to a nuclear power station.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
I'm not wearing a blouse

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
slut

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
Lies

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
Topless Thursdays?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
I'm sure you are a delight to look at
:)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
Uh.. I'm wearing it for an experiment

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
its a dress :\

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
must be bloody short if he thinks it's a blouse

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
if its not the boobs its the legs.
one or the other.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
Put some knickers on.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
bet mine's prettier. :P

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
This isn't a blouse
It's a t-shirt that's 3 sizes too big for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
thank you, see how it aligns with my tattoo?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
IM A SEXXY WOMIN

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Es... ki... mos... are... very... interesting... people... aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
Who are you trying to seduce?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
Anyone, he's desperate...

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
From 2 minutes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LplKLk54JNQ

Probably not safe for work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
No sound at work and no internet at home
I vaguely remember that sketch though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
Mongy

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
it's working, but you must remember i'm like a library book, you only get me for a couple of weeks then someone else gets to enjoy me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
That's kind of you

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
that's how i roll
and now i must roll off, hot children await my assistance
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
It's more a jumper
but thanks. I like it. It's black, just like my cold dead heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
gothtastic

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
I might be buying a DRESS.
Then I'll be a bit more like a REAL GIRL.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
just further away

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
I went out last night with a couple of girls who had just got engaged
They spent almost the entire evening talking about wedding dresses. One thought £2k was reasonable and said that a friend of hers had paid an EXTRA £2k for guaranteed exclusivity of a wedding dress in her area.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
Blimey
My sister ordered her wedding dress from China, for one she wanted that costs nearly £2000, it cost her £80 including postage.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
Shall I wait until they've bought theirs
and then tell them?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
I'm going to wear a fine selection of M&S carrier bags for my wedding dress.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
Leave some food in the bottom of some of them
you might get peckish.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
It depends how much you like them :P

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
Not much after the first couple of hours.
They're OK really, they've just got wedding fever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
And they moan at us about man flu
At least man flu doesn't cost thousands of pounds a day. Women really can be strange :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
God that'd have been hell.
My wedding dress will be exclusive and FREE (well, other than having to pay to fly to Dublin) because my auntie is a wedding dress maker. WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
Excellent!
Stay off the wedding money machine as much as you can. One reckoned her wedding was going to cost £20K in total.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
fucking hell
some people have more money than sense.

When me and E hitch, we will never spend that kinda cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
It's a complete waste of money
I'd have thought there were much better things to spend it on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
Tent in the garden and twenty quids worth of Tesco Value pies.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
I bought it especially for you
You should see what I have on underneath it.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
Is it a tshirt?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
Yes
It's white, and I happen to be standing next to this hose.
I think you know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
it's not a blouse, it's just the way my skin ripples in the breeze

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
It's a pelican bib you big silly

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
is it?
is it?
is it?

its no blouse, its just folds of skin!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
I've got a reply from the people I e-mailed
it told me very little.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
did you email them how big?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
Yeah', I know some times, some thing might not make sense to you right now, but hay, what did daddy always tell you?
Straighten up lil'soldure, stiffen up that upper lip, what you cryin' for? You got me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
I wish I had a blouse on.
this polo shirt is horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
do you own a horse?

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
pearl necklace anyone?

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)