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i want to play poker
but my friend is shit hotter than me and i can't buy in.
does anyone shit want to play facebook poker?
FINE - I'll go to bed then. You insomniac gits.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
what that does mean?
be more specific. you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
means im going to bed innit
ta la
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
OH GREAT. Leave me with these fucktards then.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
I don't own a Facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
I've got a spiral bound Bum Bible

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
i don't own a face
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
Where do you put your food?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
Up his arse! Up his arse!
*squalk*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
in the fridge

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
Exciting stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
in friz's face
there's more than enough room
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
Whoa man, that's a bit harsh isn't it?
He's going through some tough times at the moment and he needs the full support of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
I'll pass on this offer.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
no, you say check, that's poker talk, i think

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
You're confusing me, I fold.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
i'd love to, now just a couple of things, what's facebook and who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
you are shitter than sexface

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
He would totally pwn you at Poker.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
I would but I'm shit at it.
Really, really shit. I understand it, I'm just shit at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
I like you
play me. i need the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
i have no interest in poker therefore i have nothing to add to this thread, i'm afraid. sorry, no offence.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
You're disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
I NO!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
Naturally.
Can I bring a knife along?
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
If you get a knife,
then I want a saucy waitress who brings me drinks and tips me off to my opponent's cards
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
that's not a knife

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
no, I want 10,000 spoons

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
oh the irony

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
i was hoping they'd be more stainless steely :(

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
oh milknosugar!

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
If I were at home I´d take you up on that ´cos I want to try it as well
but I´m not, so I won´t
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
Alright cuntyface?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
Blue Star!
Blue Star!
Blue Star!
Blue Star!
Blue Star!
Blue Star!

hello!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
Y'alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
Splendid thank you, how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
Not so bad.
Was off yesterday, was off today, in tomorrow and off on Friday. YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
Hoorah!
I´m in work RIGHT now, tho I am blaring music, drinking booze & smoking fags.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
Yes, I do
I love poker.
You just have to teach me how to play and then we can begin.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)