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Overtime on a Friday when I should be in the pub?
I must be fucking mental.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
I went to the shop as I fancied some microwave popcorn tonight while watching TV
they didn't have any.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
I'll probably be here late
and not on overtime or anything

send cake
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
What does glued eel do for a job?
I'm updatin' mai filez.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
cake analysis

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
What sort of testing do you do?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
Same here
Salary is all well and good until you have to stay late with no overtime
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
No, you're just desperate

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
Most people who fucks mentals are.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
*applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
I probably won't be able to make it to your bash now, I have to comit to moving stuff out of my parents house that weekend, but I could turn up for an hour or two.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
Damn, maybe you can convince them that you'll do it on sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
Well, I probably will do it Sunday
but I need to get down there, visit my mother, visit my father, visit my family from singapore who are visiting... etc.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
Fair 'nuff =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
Well don't do it then

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
It's one of those 'if I don't do it, I'll get bollocked for not completing the project I'm managing' catch-22 situations.
I don't want to be here, but I really have no choice.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
Bah
Get extra drunk later to make up for it
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
I will.
This will also be my first venture to thepub since stopping smoking last Saturday.

All my friends are the type of hearltess cunts that will goad me into starting again. I'm afraid I may crumble in a drunken moment.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
TORCHWOOD?!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
It's so unrealistic! Fucking hell.
If things were that bad, Dr Who would drop in. I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
yay, steph wrote back, now i need to play it cool, no bumhole yet but a nice photo attached
Hello My dear
How are you today? I am more than happy in your reply which i told you to contact me.and How was your days? Mine, well i thank God for keeping me till this moment here in Dakar Senegal.My name is stephanie Koneh i am 23 years old from Ivory Coast in West Africa and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in dakar as a result of the civil war going on in my country, please don't be discourage for hearing this.
My late father Dr Oliver Koneh was the personal advicer to the formal head of state (Late Dr Robert Guei) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father.It was only me is alive now and i managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am leaving now.I would like to know more about you.
Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.Attached here is my picture.
Hoping to hear from you soonest.
Regard
Miss stephanie
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
Ooh, was the attached picture a bumhole?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
We all want to know about Dakari bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
By the way mongy put "no bumhole yet"
im guessing not
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
I can't be expected to read stuff
What do you think this is, THE FUTURE?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
I thought cr3 banned that account?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
He did
This is a weird mongychops dressing up game thing
(__, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
oh hai friz ^_^ how are you today? you ok mate? bearing up?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
Go easy dewd, he's having a hard time at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
4eva n are hartz

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
he did, but i emailed her, we are now email buddies

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
You are a massive liar, Mongychops.
Why must you lie to us so?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
mongy replied directly to the e-mail address I think.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
Picture eh?
Was it of bumhole?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
no, but she is pretty
her father appears to have been very famous on google, perhaps i should send a picture of my bumhole, get the balls rolling
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
You'll have to shove a sharpie up it, otherwise they won't believe it's you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
I think you should send her your passport and bank details if you're serious about taking this to bumhole picture level.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
nice
I know a guy in Dakar who emailed me today. Ask her things about the rebel alliance and the ´force´.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
dakar is the noise helicopters make

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
HAHA SCORE!
Was she all AIDsy and scabby? Ask her about the Refugee Camp Internet Cafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
man, those camps have everything

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
Makes me sick
all my tax dollars paying them for free wifi and a latte.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
Must be fake.
She isn't asking you to look after her deceased father's 36 million Senegal dollar fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
No fucking work ethic son, that's your problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
if you are asian this is ok

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
I never had you down as a racist Wormulus.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
just...
don´t
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
No.
I'm white, young, good looking and from the North.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
hmmm like me
but doing overtime...
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)