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What's the best thing you can imagine?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:55, archived)
girlfriends

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:55, archived)
Sexface dies in a bizarre yachting accident along with Mnnnngh.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)
I wish Mnnnngh was dead

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
SUBJUNCTIVE!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
Yachting is too glamorous a death for them.
Unless they get bummed to death by Peter Mandleson aboard a yacht.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
You naked

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
I just did imagine it but I can't imagine the words to describe it

excuse me while I weep with joy
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
a dolphin that can go on land and has the conversational skills and voice of Dick Van Dyke

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
What about the tap dancing?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)
don't be silly.
He doesn't have the hips for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
He kept falling in the sink.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
Was the tap happy to dance of its own accord or did you have to faucet?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
Let's not start plumbing puns or I'll washer my hands of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
You're plumbing new depths now.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
He'll make U-bend over and then show you his pipe.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
LEAK AND POTATO SOUP

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
(something about cocks)

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
Shut your trap too.

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
Pipe down you.

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
Diagnosis Flipper

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
Haha.
Flip flippery flip flippery flip flip aroo
eeeeeeeekekkeeeeeeekkkeeeekeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkk
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
Mary Flippins

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
Murder She Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeked

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
EVERYBODY FLIP IN TIME!
EVERYBODY FLIP IN TIME!
*flips around the chimney tops*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
I can't tell you that.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
I'm listening to the 12" remix of Tonight I'm Free by PJ and Duncan.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)
Furry Lewis now.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
Fucking Betty Boop up the arse in colour

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
the Boop Shoot?
luvverleh
(UTB, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
A cup of tea made to stringent /talk standards.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
I heard that Rnuk has a dozen containers for loose leaf tea all labelled up with what sort is supposed to go in each.
They all contain PG tips.
Teabags.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
but he always drinks own brand squash instead.
He hides it under the sink in a mahogony box.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
milk in first, pre used teabag into a glass, 4 sugars and hot water from the tap.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
I've always thought making a cup of tea from the hot tap
would be the ultimate work place revenge.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
no stabbing?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
milk in first, 4 sugars, mouldy teabag then add water from the reservoir at the back of the fridge and microwave for 4 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
done in a pint mug and drunk through a straw

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
That could start a war.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
Touching my timezeppelin down in the international zone of Tangiers in the 30s and tripping balls with William S Burroughs

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
yes i said the 30s, I'm taking Will with me to simpler times

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
and the international zone too

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)
But you didn't specify which century

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
He'll be quite liable to bum you
you do realise that, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
no heaven

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
Flying my hot wife somewhere exciting and interesting in my private jet whilst eating marmite toast and drinking Kopparberg pear.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
Only the one kopparberg, though, I can't condone flying under the influence.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
I agree with this, condom flying is very wreckless.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
I find the Kopparberg very sherberty and too effervescent. I prefer the Brothers pear
Just saying like
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
Nah, that's why I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
i like woodpecker cider, it's not too dry and not too sweet

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
I prefer the kopparberg elderflower because I have female genitals.
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
Prove it

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
You're a girl, so this is acceptable behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
No, I never said I was a girl.
I keep them in a little box under my bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)
If you have man parts as well then elderflower is not an appropriate drink for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
At the moment, sleep.

(Happy Little Cupcake desires macaroni pictures., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
Hello new person

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
Hello Derek Monte

(Happy Little Cupcake desires macaroni pictures., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
Living in a pineapple under the sea

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
A robot that poos sausages and cake.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)

A robot that
s sausages and cake
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)