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never happened
b3ta.com/questions/guiltylaughs/post803889

i bet he just sat in his chair meekly afraid of those "dirty queers" and hoping that they'd leave soon

that's the vibe i get anyway

edit: ahahahah he deleted it. Superb. Maybe if we link all of his posts he'll delete them too. Amazing scenes here at b3ta
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:33, archived)
I certainly never witnessed this happening.
If you get sued for libel I am prepared to act as an expert witness on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
Oh I don't know, he's got a high enough opinion of himself I suspect.
b3ta.com/questions/professions/post737212
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
Which is your favourite fail?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:41, archived)
I'd have to say this
b3ta.com/questions/pe/post573826

Needless reference to breasts, unbelievable mardmanning and, a collectors item, a funny Friz post
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:43, archived)
that was shit
pick a better one
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:44, archived)
Alright then.
You're a teacher Rathen, you'll like this.

www.b3ta.com/questions/professions/post740614
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:47, archived)
ugh
that's just awful
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
What happened to Toatch,
that's the best.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
or Albert Marshmallow
that was an interesting post
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
What?
Albert Marshmallow, THE NIGHT STALKER?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
good grief, charlie brown

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
It got better Spangles, then he attempted to backtrack
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/otheroriginal.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
And finally deleted the story, but not the thread
www.b3ta.com/questions/anon/post614634
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
oh man, i remember that

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
Horrible injustice done to the Milton Keynes 1.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:46, archived)
I deny this utterly

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)
*fights the system*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
"considerably large pert young breasts. "
I'm sure a man wrote this.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:47, archived)
That's enjoyable.
I'd forgotten him.
Let's all send him poo.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)
I missed that one
let's all send him some poo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)
what a chubby cunt he was
/edit: let's send him poo
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)
It's McDoof's b3taday.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
I noticed that
let's send him poo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
With a candle in.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
I'm a year to late for all this.
To celebrate a year of his non being here let's send him poo.
(Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
i am also curious about this

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:43, archived)
God, I hate egotistical Copy Writers who consider themselves "SEO experts" cus they bang on about "the h1 tags and the meta tags"
Cus 5 years ago they did a course on the web that there parent company forced them to join. They all want this there'd, that in bold, that in italics, but god forbid you ask them how they want the other pages and they shout "you're the designer, it's your job", fine, leave that to me then for the whole project or not at all. For fucks sake, they bang on about metas and h1s but they refuse to learn the rest of it... It's a half arsed effort, you either know HTML or not, but don't go round calling yourself an expert cus you know a couple of buzz words.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
I quite like 2000 Years of Radio.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:40, archived)
Welcome to /talk
the second home of /qotw
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:40, archived)
*sighs*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
I'd like to give him a blow job
see how he likes that, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:47, archived)
let's send him poo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)
The fucking cunt
if he comes anywhere near Mono's bumhole, I'll fucking bum him to death.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
yeah, he's barred from Mono's Bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
I'm just trying to work out why he felt there should be an apostrophe before "round".

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
Bad punctuation is a sign of homophobia

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
I also wonder what he thinks "duly" means.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
Perhaps we should send him poo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
He's gazzed me an apology
I think he's coming on to me. Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
let's gaz him poo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
Oh it happened. I was there.
Not in the living room obviously, but in the pub afterwards, when he told everyone. He was saying, "Yeah yeah, and I was all like, which one of you is Adam and which one of you is Steve, Eh? Eh? Eh?" He waved his arms around goading people to laugh, spilling some of his Stella but he's in good spirits so no-one will get a smack for that. And he's dancing on the spot, bending one knee with the other straight, then swapping, like the band Oasis busting for a wee. His mates guffaw and bellow with laughter. There's back slaps, thigh slaps, arm punching and face squidging. He was king and the whole pub was his court.

Cut to 25 years later and his son outs himself to him. From that moment on, he no longer has a son. Just "another daughter".
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
lolololollipops

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
someone taught gonz how to spell!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
....bellend news....AP....incoming.....
I am sorry I offended you - that was not my intention at all.
I replied to you in the thread:

www.b3ta.com/questions/guiltylaughs/post804304

I shall delete it forthwith.

Again I apologise - I do not wish to upset anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
GAY

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
heeee!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
I think we should send him poo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
Thank god he deleted before the gay police bashed his backdoors in.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
You mean the Poofice?
NO! WAIT! I'm not homophobic! I'll prove it by deleting the evidence!
(Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)