haha, seriously?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)

yeah
I dunno - I don't really take it very seriously - people on internets act like pillocks.
( rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)

I was trying to get my profile deleted in a roundabout way
I'd been banned twice before and was trying to do it with very little effort
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)

You could've simply asked?
And why delete anyway? Why not just leave? Change your password to random numbers/letter if anything.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)

that would have been SO boring

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)

So you want to go out on a blaze of glory?
You fucking beaker.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)

I'd rather see a billion beakers
than all the conversations about cats, dreams, 'oh my problems are so awful' on off topic
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)

Off topic is shit. This is well established.
You could try growing a set of balls.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)

but ti had so much potential
I ahve a pair of balls, but they are small and mostly for show. Thanks for your input
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)

I've got an awful problem
I had a dream about you being fisted by a cat.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)

I like this

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)

I wish you were dead

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)

I'm livening /talk up a bit today
I suddenly feel like I belong
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)

calm down
cwootfo wishes death on people every day
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)

I consider myself privileged to be held in the same esteem
as the sikriks, the sexfaces and the bous of /talk
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)

say the word
and I'll delete you
( rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)

I'm giving it one last chance
I'll give you the nod next time, hopefully in the next week or so
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)

Good thing he's always happy to wait on hand and foot, ready to supply you with what you need and when you need it.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)

IT's nice to know he'll always be there
like the warm, heartening embrace of a loving uncle
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)

Just fucking do it, man.
Get rid of the beaking cock hound.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)

^ this
that, and a bit of the other.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)

what's the word? i'll find you a post where he said it

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)

ha ha

( rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)

this is the word...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-WDSp4vGp0
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:46, archived)

I like him, keep him

( Theoban What of it, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)

*links to that one Penny Arcade that everyone refers to regarding internet anonymity*

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)

Here you go
( Theoban What of it, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)

Here you go
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)