Dare

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)

Go on off topic and start a thread where you sobbingly ask for their forgiveness for being such a nasty troll.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1105293
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)

I'm being white knighted at, I think.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)

Link plz

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1105222
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)

it really takes something to come across as the biggest dick of the lot, on qotw.
well done!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)

I'm the James Dean of the internet, apparently.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)

i think they are taking the piss out of that
but i'm sure you already knew that and are super aloof about the whole thing and don't even care man.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)

NOT VERY NEAR THE TOP!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)

If you really were then... ooh
I'm not even going to carry on but... James Dean *flusters*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)

I do have a rather smashing leather jacket.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)

If James dean had massive liver failure
and a penchant for the milkybar kid, then yeah sure Brayndedd = James Dean
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)

Well done, that was actually very funny.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)

I'm not sure I like what you're implying here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)

That you look like a sickly milkybar kid dressing up as James Dean.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)

He's managed to get that quite right, in fairness.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)

Fuck off, nobarms.
/ac
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)

But I'm not even pale anymore.
*cries*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)

you know what 'penchant' means, don't you?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)

Sure, it goes around your neck, yeah?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)

yup, that's the one.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)

it's when you get enchanted by a pen

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)

Oh man, remember the Magic Pencil on the BBC?
Top quality educational material right there.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)

I can't help but now see you
as this
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)

Hahahahahahaha
Oh Bd, you're not having a good day here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)

I'm scared.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)

RAISE YOUR GAME, SUCKA.
frisboy has you on the ropes.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)

Everyone deserves at least one day of glory.
To be fair, he's displaying some good form with this.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)

terrifying, isn't it?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)

I reckon it's someone else posting on his account.
Or the single most elaborate troll I've ever seen.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)

i'm worried that this whole affair has backfired on him,
i hope he isn't too upset, it can't be easy being usurped by a frisbee lobber.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)

Can nothing in my life go right?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)

hey at least you have me!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)

For fuck's sake.
When did you develop comedic ability?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)

It just appeared to me in a brief moment of clarity
but now it is gone :(
Ah well *goes back to work*
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)

Offtopic aren't as easy targets as you think.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)

I dunno, I didn't really put any effort into that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)

Well you would have done if they didn't predict your entire plan before you could.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)

i think brayndedd has confused "people replying to him when he posts"
as him somehow winding them up.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)

It is quite funny.
And it certainly made my lunch hour.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)

woah woah, no need to get wound up about it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)

hey steady on i'm not the one wound up by this it is obviously YOU who is wound up by this
on account of saying that i am wound up by it.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)

not that i was trying to wind up anyone this time,
i just wanted you to see me not winding someone up.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)

and you didn't really succeed in trolling so

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)

I wasn't actually trying to troll that time,
just have a bit of banter following a series of previous occurrences.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)

nice backtracking here

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)

I've never pedalled so hard in my life.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)

i'm only winding you up.
unless you're not wound up, in which case i was only bantering.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)

¯\(°_o)/¯

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)

that was really depressing to read
it makes us look like twats. it makes them look like twats.

i really hate this whole talk vs qotw thing. there will be no winners.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)

I imagine this is what it's like when two immortals fight.
Only instead of explosions and violence it's just incessant whining on both sides, forever.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)

I dunno, someone's bound to be decapitated sooner or later.
Then there will be the Quickening.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)

There really, really won't be.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)

I imagine the whole internet will get shut down long before people stop whining at each other on it.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:04, archived)

cr3 should set up b3ta.com/waaaaah
and force everyone to share it for a month
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)

i heartily endorse this sentiment.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)

wot were

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)

This isn't in relation to your appalling behaviour in championing a funny story is it?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)

No, although I was quite impressed at how much upset that caused.
I accused one of them of being an attention seeker. Backlash ahoy.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:42, archived)

BGB is uniquely annoying.
I think its the low level of intelligence combined with the self-righteousness and Whale DNA.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)

I think my annoying ability comes from the fact I've been doing it for so long.
But I like the whale DNA bit. That's quite amusing.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)

Its like you can't decide whether to be this loud, outgoing tomboy
or a timid internet attention-needer.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)

That's the menopause for you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)

You have no idea.
The sweats and irrasionable outbursts, not to mention not being able to spell irrasionable.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)

I'm a Gemini.
I'm multi-faceted.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)

a e
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)

what?
ah. you're back to being shit. i see.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:00, archived)

They all look the same to me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)

It doesn't sound terribly sincere.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)

It's not sobby enough I don't think.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)

No even nearly sobby enough.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)

Now your turn ! Double dare her to leave her boyfriend and start dating me !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)