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I'm just going to think about the three baby rabbits I saw when I went out to my instrument enclosure earlier.
Nice innocent thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
They were just outside of the rabbit hole under the path.
And they didn't even run for cover when they saw me.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
Baldmonkey's penis.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
:(
BAD WORMULUS!
Rabbits.
Lolloping.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)

to be honest I'm not sure you've picked the absolute best species to think about here if you're seeking to blot frenetic sexual activity out of your mind
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
:(
You furries make me SICK!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
Here is a LION!
www.eversostrange.com/2011/03/27/the-stuffed-lion-of-gripsholms-castle/
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
hahahaha, oh man that is funny! it looks so gormless.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
It's like a Cuffbert version of a lion.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
alright stuj.
are you not on a rock in the end arse-end of the south Atlantic at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
Nope The LOVELY speshulknees.
I am Somewhere In England.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
I imagine this is like when the Catholic Church send a peado priest to a different far-away parish
only the offences were committed with penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
:(
They were all legal and it was all consensual AND NOBODY CAN PROVE DIFFERENT!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
"Sir, I'm afraid the chappy with the balloons has been...err....upsetting the penguins again."
"What?? Again?? We can't afford another scandal, send him back to the home country, Sarn't Major".
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
They LOVE me.
You're just JEALOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
I believe NAMBLA tried to use that defence too.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
:(
Don't go trying to compare me to those freaks. I don't look like Cartman much.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
sorry, I've gone too far haven't I?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
Well, now I'm aroused AND confused.
So, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
you may also like: boobies

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
:D
I was wondering who'd be the first to spot that one...
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
Better
All round if we
Listen to you and
Don't think any
More
Or better yet,
Never think at all about those things
Knowing you though,
Even now
You'll be
Still thinking about

Cherful
Or
Cheery
Kittens or rabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)

Caught in the center of a soundless wardrobe
While hot inexplicable hours go by
What trap is this? Where were its teeth concealed?
She seemed to ask.
They make a sharp reply,
Then clean their dicks. I'm glad I can't explain
Just in what jews she was to suppurate:
She may have thought things would come right again
If she could only keep quite still and wait
Until gonzo and baldmonkey fell through the back of the closet
And into Narnia, not a moment too late
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
You are a VERY bad man.
The LOVELY Wormulus.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
I'm pretty sure that any minute now, you're going to imagine Gonzo picking up one of those bunnys to wipe the fusty ball-gruel off his sweaty belly.
You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)

or that as their eyes grow accustomed to the gloom of the wardrobe, they realise they are completely surrounded by rabbit costumes on coat hangers
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
Aaaaand, I'm done.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
fucks sake.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
It has a strawberry birthmark on the bell end in a sort of kidney shape.
I doubt it tastes of either strawberries or kidney though.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
Kidneys can taste of piss.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
Pissy spunkulous cottage (as Wormulus so rightly pointed out) cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)
I saw an unexpected bunny yesterday.
It fair cheered me up, it did and distracted me from my bad hair day yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
Gonzo's pubes.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
jewbes

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
There's loads on the base.
I often see them on top of one of the fuel dumps in the morning.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
loads on the base
like Gonzo's jewbes.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
That's not fuel he's dumping.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
Does he braid them?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
He has one of those hasidic jew hats on top of his bell end

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
He also catches and collects all his spunk in a jar.
He's not just going to give this stuff out for free you know.
He calls it "The Jar Of David".
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
And he bobs it up and down against a wall.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
On a good day I can make it sing and dance "If I was a rich man, ba da dadadad da da".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
If I were a big dong dad adadada adadadadadad
All day long I'd wriggle in a bum etc.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
Fiddling on the roof again?
You'll catch your death of cold up there Gonzy.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)