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I'm going to watch Two Pints now

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
Oh Bogus :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
I used to like it
And Game On
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
game on yes
two pints no :(
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
They're talking about wanking
lol
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)
that sheridan one is fiiiiiit,
shame she's had james cordon up er
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
Remember that one where she was dressed in a pasty bikini?
Oh man, I was like all LOL
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
i remember the one where toady off neighbours' mate was on it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
Yeah
Now!!!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
Oh yeah, he always reminds me of Malchick.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 1:16, archived)
This ^

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

don't go, I'm logging out now
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
is this like one of those games at the seasidewhere you have to hold onto the handles
for as long as you can while it electrocutes you?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
Did you go to Abu Ghraib in the six week holidays?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
You absolutely cannot mock my hair any more
You utter, utter spazzmo
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
I like your hair
:(((
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)
You said it was a hat, you heartless bastard :((((((((((((((((((
I'M CRYING INTO MY CAKE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
It is a hat in so much as it's on your head
Like hair
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
You've still got shit taste in telly

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
You can call me Daddy now if you like

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
You're not my real Dad. He's got ace taste in telly
And a collection of Robots.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
Robots you say? Tell me more

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
Tin clockwork ones mostly, and a big Robbie from Forbidden Planet
He also has a train set in the loft that runs the entire span of the house. He's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
Fantastic, he sounds brilliant.

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
That he is

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
Yeah, but he can't do this
*does something*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
Thats just touching yourself. Again.

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
Yeah he can. You're shit.
Stop being shit, Bogus
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
Aw man
Them's my best moves
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)
Wuv you really. You're my favourite creepy uncle xx

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
*hair sniff*
Do you want me to tuck you in? Our little secret?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
You're not going to read me Little Red Riding Hood again are you?
:/
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
Our
Little
Ssssssssssssseeeeeeeeecrettttttttt
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
I am actually going to bed now
I'm sufficiently creeped out. Creeper.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
I might have a wank

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)
But your hair is awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
Have you seen it? :/

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
Not for a few years, it was all long and black and sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
Short now

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
*Toasts its sacrifice with a beer*
Mine's finally starting to get longer, and since it has, I got a job and money and luck. I'm like Samson or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
glad to hear the job is holding good

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
I'm watching Forrest Gump again.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
I managed five minutes of that
Then I shat on my feet and poked a stick in it
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
You're such a fucking MISERY.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
It is a shitty twee movie though.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
No
I'm not a mong
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
the greatest thing about that film is that you have to be a bit forrest gump to enjoy it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
yeah but I bet you shout 'Run, Forrest, run!' when people are running up the platform for your train.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
No
I shut the doors early then point at my watch when we're pulling out
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
that is how i do sex

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
fuck off back to /qotw with your 'i've had sex' internet lies

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
What with?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
i'll be honest, the last time i had sex
we were both really drunk, she took me back to hers and we both passed out, i woke up on top of her with my semi erect member just about in her, spunk dribbling down the side into clumps of sweaty pubic hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
What happened next?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
i dunno, i probably did something in a brand of car i dunno can't remember

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)
Again?
You managed to sit through it once and still want to watch it again?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
I used to watch that.
It passed the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
And that is what it was for

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)