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Lions are boys, Tigers are girls
Dogs are boys, cats are girls
Hand towels are boys, Tea Towels are girls
Coke is a boy, Lemonade is a girl
Pepper is a boy, Salt is a girl
BBC is a boy, ITV is a slag

The whole world should be in boy / girl pairs. Apart from the gays.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)
I like the way you rhymed 'boy' with 'boy' and 'girl' with 'girl.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
I wouldn't have thought of it.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
It's a list, not a fscking poem you nerk.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
what would you rhyme nerk with?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)
going to have to hurry you I'm afraid, it's orange up next

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
Doorhinge.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
lozenge?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
borange

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
curple

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
month?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
Cunth.
I've got a lithp, you thee.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
plinth

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
Door hinge.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
I'll add door hinge as well.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

why not, I am waiting for someone to suggest the correct answer, yellow, but nothing so far
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
the correct answer?
What a dictatorship! I said Berk. I am right.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

yeah but your wife makes you pick up her sanitary towels because of some strange concept of man work, so therefore your opinion is irrelevant
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
guilty as charged

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
alright dad

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY ON FATHERS' DAY?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
SORRY
I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
All is forgiven.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
berk
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
What the hell did you say to me? What the hell did you call me? I ain't no 'nerk', you don't even know me. How many GCSEs have I got? Huh? Exactly, have you seen my CV? Have you seen my Medical History? You spoken to my ma' and she told you my life story?
Go get fucked, you don't know me, you don't know where I've been, you don't know my history. You don't know no nothing, calling me a 'nerk', big man you are? You don't go around calling strangers 'nerks', 'cus one day you'll go up to someone who knows jujitzu and they'll karati chop your shoulder and dislodge it and then when it rains it'll hurt. Go do one, calling me a nerk, who on earth do you think you are? I'm not saying you're disgusting, it's just what you said is.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
alright, gonz
i got a 3ds. let's be friends!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
YES ! OH MAN !
I'm off to work now, but gaz me your code. Zelda is AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
i should have had my copy by friday but it didn't arrive :(
hopefully it'll be there when i get home
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
Finger's crossed.
It's like a beloved story that has gone from a school play to a full blown hollywood excraviganza but kept all the actors with their charms only now instead of them wearing brown tights and green top to be a 'tree', they've got amazing CGI costumes.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
nice
i've got street fighter and pilotwings to tide me over
also, i'm amazed at how good the AR card stuff and face raiders is!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
Ace, I got those two too, but hardly played them. I'm about 90% through Phamton Hourglass that I was using to tide me over 'till OoT came out.
The AR stuff is going to be amazing in the respect of when they bring out cards (such as the Icirus AR Card demo). It'll make Pokemon Cards in playgrounds amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
i'm rubbish at street fighter but i'm enjoying it anyway
pilotwings is great fun
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
I've got a t-shirt with the AR card design on it.
It's great for geeky lolz like "OMG A DRAGON IS BURSTING OUT MY CHEST!"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
oh edd. i got a good pic of me holding my mii in my hand
i got my first streetpass hit yesterday. that was cool. some loser called malcy gave me a puzzle piece and helped defeat a ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
I think people on Facebook try to organise big meet-ups to have mass-streetpasses
It kinda reminds me of those organised sex orgies exclusively for AIDS sufferers.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
Better that than pressing yourself up against school playground railings
hoping one of the kids comes close enough to give you a StreetPass hit.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
I WANNA BE FRENDS TOO!
Also, hello all.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
YAY FRIENDS YAY
i'll gaz you my code also
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
And me! And me!
Gaz me your 3DS code!
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
sweet, what a great gang we are!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
Where's my gaz then?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
i'm at work, dude

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
Fair enough then.
I am too but I'm working as little as is humanly possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
Haha, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
Alright Baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
Fuck you Monday

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
Also Tuesday can suck it.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
I hear Wednesday is where all the cool kids hang out

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

cool kids pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
wednesday is only good for 2 for 1 at the cinema, frankly

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
You needlessly limit your mind, Manny.
also, I'm not Frank
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
you say that, but have you looked at the space jam website lately?
www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
Thank you so very much for this

(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
no problem, lurky

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
This.
Alright little bro?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
YEAH, I'M BACK AT WORK!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
All days are happy.
"Sunday, Monday, happy days
Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days
Thursday, Friday, happy days
Saturday, what a day
Rockin' all week with you."
QED.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
well clearly not saturday
the author would appear to suggest it's just midly ridiculous or incredulous.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
I interpret it as
the author rocks all week with 'you' (whoever 'you' is) and all the other days are happy, so we can infer that Saturday is also happy, as the rockin' continues apparently unabated into Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
would this stand up
in a court of law? I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
We're going to need a ruling on this.
Anyone qualified?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
where is INTERNETLAWYERMAN?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
Off saving the world, no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

he's getting frisbee qc to do something I expect, like lick the headlights on his aston clean, or polish his teaspoons
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
Sorry I'm late
I've been licking and polishing stuff updating the blog.
How can I help?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
you need to say
I am right.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
Okay: "I am right"
That'll be £60 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Are you referring to "saturday, what a day"
and that you think that it is not part of the rest of the week in relation to how the other days are described?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
He is.
Prove him wrong, Mr QC.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
I would be interested to see Acid Kewpie's reasoning,
but my learned friend Mr AaaaaaaaaarrrdvaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAARK! may have a case.

The phrase 'Rockin' all week with you' makes it hard for one to believe that Saturday is not one of the days of the 'Rockin-week'.

However, this is not what Acid Kewpie is challenging, but rather that the Saturday is not explicitly described as a happy day.

As it is a civil matter it does not have to be proven 'beyond all reasonable doubt', but rather 'on the balance of probabilities'. The representation is that Saturday (while being described as 'what a day') belongs to the rest of the week as a 'Happy' day.
We would have to look at the deeper meaning and the intention of the author's statement: would it be his intention to identify every day except saturday as 'happy', while labelling every day as 'Rocking', also?

On the balance of probabilities, it would be hard to maintain that the author intended to single it out as not a 'happy day'. Mr Aardvark's case is a strong one.

obiter: in considering the construction of the verse, it is the opinion of this commentator that to explicitly label saturday as a 'happy day', after listing all the others would greatly disturb the flow of the verse. It is the belief that the songwriter abridged the 'saturday' line, on the (evidently unsafe) belief that nobody would misinterpret it as not a 'happy' day
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
Oh LOL
I think I am going to have to click this
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
Booya!
Lawyered.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
Glad I could help
*sips chocolate milk*

sshhh
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
STOP DELETING STUFF

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
I SAID SHHH SOO SSHHH!

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
Well i was not referring to the situation being a civil issue
Clearly this is a most serious issue, and the full weight of criminal law should be behind it.

I know well that should this end up in small claims court that the judge would say "pfft, don't be daft" but a judge with a proper dusty wig would have different aspects to think about.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
You'd still need to prove beyond all reasonable doubt that it wasn't meant in that way.
If anything, your case would be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
bargain!

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
you're not INTERNETLAWYERMAN
and you never will be
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
well, i can hardly argue with henry winkler

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
I wouldn't argue with him.
He was on Something For The Weekend yesterday, he's LOVELY. Fonz FACT: Double F and me got married on his 65th birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
wowee
fonzie be with you
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
fucking hell
you lot have had a week to sort yourselves out before i came back and THIS is the best you can do?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

actually I think you'll find that both salt n pepa were girls, before the male hegemony crushed them, and their talk about sex
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
SPINDERELLA CUT IT UP ONE TIME

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

will that stop us, Pep? I DOUBT IT! All right now come on Spin let's talk aboutMOD EDIT PLEASE DO NOT POST SCAT LINKS
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
WORD

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
i watched a film about black peoples' hair at the weekend
salt n pepa were in that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
Out of Afroica?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
not bad

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
that's just a brummie saying it.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Auntie Beeb.
You pointless prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
most of my aunties
had beards.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
why are they showing you?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

tea sanitary
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
no way
the amount of "man stuff" in my household that is "the manky stuff" there's no way they're female. If she could, she'd make me have her periods as well as pick up the dog shit.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
Balls.
I wouldn't wish periods on blokes, fucking hell the WHINGING...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
I don't whine
I know my place. I just want to be left alone.

One of my old college friends was a poet in making and a smiths addict. He swore blind he had a monthly cycle...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
STEADY!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
I'm totally learning spanish...
/ac

but I'd like to know who decides the gender of the words?!!

is there a committee to decide whether new words are masculine or feminine? can I be on it?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad%C3%A9mie_fran%C3%A7aise
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
basically what I am saying is you have to be immortal

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
Get in!!
I didn't know I got that as a freebie too! So glad I opened that fortune cookie now!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)