I'm off to Glastonbury soon.
Does anyone have any messages for Bono?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

Yes, I've got his milk, bread, children and toilet paper.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

Bollocks, you don't know Bono.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

That's a daft message to pass on to Bono.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

I like this.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

Russ is ignoring us
now he is all 'Glamping' at Glasto. I don't know why he bothered.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

Glamping?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

Camping for cunts.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

I was assuming that was a given, I still want to know what word got shortened along with camping befor poating a reaction.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

Glamorous...
*cringe*
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

What?
Do those fuckers not realise camping isn't meant to be glamorous? It's meant to be muddy, smelly and fun, not trying to impose middle-class values on it.

*Seriously fucking annoyed at that now*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

It's a great example of a clumsmanteau.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

I'm not sure those are middle class values, more values of cunts.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

It makes me puke..
YES I want to buy a tent ready made for 500 English pounds please with a flushing toilet and electricity..and and...Oh GOD I want to go to GLASTONBERRY.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

I want to go too, but I have a servicable tent in the garage for the pleasure.
Way I see it, if there's going to be torrential rainfall, I'd rather be lumped in with the 79,000 who got fucked by the weather rather than those stupid few who paid for the pleasure of trying to maintain an air of "status".
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)

"Glasto"

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

You mean "Glahsto".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

*Twitches*

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

*Passes killing knife over*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

"Glahsteaow"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

Im not fucking american....
Only they call it glastonberry
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

Oh, what a load of bollocks.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

No.
I'm not talking to that cunt until he apologises.
( jenpots, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

It's time for you to get over this nonsense.
Just because he didn't know the name of your street, that's no reason to hold a grudge.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

he still hasn't found it either

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

Humph!

( jenpots, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)

Dear Bono,
Die in a fire.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

I'm going to bed soon
any messages for oh god I don't know a young jenny agutter or something
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

Yeah, tell her that the Olsen twins if they hadn't turned out all wierd looking are round at my place.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

She should have
got naked in The Railway Children.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

No message, just this bottle of cold piss.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

do you piss irn-bru?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

I don't know what that is.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

I'll go for probably.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

what do you drink in places you can't trust the tap water?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)

What has water got to do with drinking?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

Lemon fanta.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

Booze

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

*lines up crosshairs*
Tell him to duck the fucking horrible cunt that he is. Actually, don't bother. Just tell him I hate his fucking face..just before I get him between the eyes.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

i dont like dogs

( mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

I have just sent off mini-me
with his mates...god damn I am now so JEALOUS! I HATE YOU.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

Already?
Christ, it doesn't start til thursday
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

He is stayin at a mates tonight
then getting there for gates opening at 9 tomorrow. GET with it GRANMA! WEDS IS WHERE ITS AT!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)

Ohh the gates open on Wednesdays now?
Back in my day etc.

(Oh no actually I went to Reading on a Wednesday. Nevermind.)
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

They do...
and it gets full pretty quick. I wanna go now...I'm going to be a moaning cunt all weekend...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

Think of it this way
House to yourself = stereo on full blast with the garden door open listening to full on loud reggae. Set up a tent and get some mates round.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

I just found out the lodger is away too!
AND I just had my garden done...PARTY ANYONE?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)

"Stop it"

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

He won't listen
HE NEVER DOES..
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

I don't really know why people hate bono so much.
Especially with pricks like Sting running around still.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)

Mmmngngngnnhh???
Sting is a mere irritation compared to the horror that is bongo.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

So what you're saying is you fancied Sting and bono when you were younger, but bono never wrote back to you and sting was his usual cunt self?
Let it go, it was 20 years ago ffs.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

But I cant!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

i.imgur.com/OGBDG.jpg
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

I hope that's bongo
when the hedge tries to play more than the usual 3 chords.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

If we, as Irish people, have learnt anything from Christianity, it's that we have room in our hearts to hate as many people as we want.
Oh, and if we have the right collar we can fuck kids and all.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

Dear Bono,
Why songs so rubbish?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

aye
How's he fancy killing those scum cunts in Kilmarnock on the telly?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

Not really.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

yo niggah

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

*shakes hand*
Hows your body part for ailment.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

well tired

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

I know that one.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

tell him i liked him in that south park episode

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

bono, your solo work lacks an edge

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)

This
maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=11worst
( WormuIus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

I fucking hate that cunt

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)

I don't.
I mean, it's an american who suffers delusions of not only adequacy, but also of superiority.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

I did like his point about jobs being 'stolen' from americans by cheap illegal labour.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

Which one.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

bongo
especially. I'm no fan of U2 but bongo really grates my loins.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

Hahaha

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

A simple punch in the face will do

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

I don't advocate or endorse your statement.
But cannot fault its simplistic approach.


Hello Doll-face, got any class new musics I should go listening to?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

Err
Burial. I'm late on this bandwagon, but LOADS OF BURIAL.

Also - this youtu.be/mg-x8RU7kio
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)