Hello internet.
Can we have a new thread?

Tonight I will be baking cakes and drinking wine. What will YOU be doing?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)

Wanting some of your cakes :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)

Pssst
they're rubbish really
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)

They don't sound rubbish.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)

he came home with a letter for a touch rugby club AND wants to do it.
get in!

Not MW's kind of touching, of course.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)

Easy now folks, he's talking about his son.
That's fantastic. I hope he really enjoys it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)

Celebrating MiniSp@m's birthday.

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)

And going to Drama

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)

fascinatingly,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drama,_Greece
( vladimir, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)

HURRAH!
'Noon The LOVELY Sp@mmy.
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)

gping to the pub with a friend and doing the PUB QUIZ.
YEAAAAAAAAAAH!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)

We did that last night.
We came second :(
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)

you poor girl
FF not pressing the right buttons?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)

He wasn't there.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)

By Jove!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)

Ok, here are the answers
1) 1066
2) Bobby Charlton
3) He had 6 wives
4) Porsche Spider

That should get you going at least.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)

fanks hatso.
fatso.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)

My pleasure Janet
planet
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)

I like doing the pub bingo. It's 90's music related and you can win fab prizes like a gladiators annual from 1996.
FACT.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)

HURRAH!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)

blowing my horn
I picked up again after nearly 2 weeks away and I'm amazed by how much worse I got in just that time

I'm never going to be dizzy gillespie at this rate
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)

I will be going swimming.
I WILL be a fit machine. one day.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)

I think I'll go buy whisky
I fancy some whisky, then I shall watch televisual programming and read some book.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)

what book?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)

chicken book. book-book-book-book-bwoook-bwakook
( vladimir, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)

This one:
www.amazon.co.uk/Revelation-Shardlake-C-J-Sansom/dp/0230736238
( Theoban What of it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)

no chicken book :(
( vladimir, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)

I meant this:
www.amazon.co.uk/Chicken-Manual-Complete-Step---step/dp/1844257290/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1316618298&sr=8-2
( Theoban What of it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)

:DDDDDD

( vladimir, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)

ooh. i like the tudors, me.
might give one of those a go on the kindle once i've finished the dark tower series for the second time.

note to self: get life
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)

I've never read the Dark Tower series
I've never really read any King at all.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)

fuck what book.
what whisky?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)

Probably nothing special
Booze prices in this country are ASTRONIMCAL, €50 for a bottle of Laphraoig! I might just pick up some Johnnie Walker black and roll with that
( Theoban What of it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

I've gotten into Laphroaig. took me a while to get through most of the bottle
but after drinking others again for a while I went back to it at it was like "WOW! THIS IS AWESOME!" Who cares if you smell of eggy farts...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)

I love Laphroaig and Ardbeg and that, just in France they were about €30-35 and over here it's mental prices
I don't understand how the Irish get a reputation for drinking, I can barely afford any of the bloody stuff
( Theoban What of it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)

I've decided I need to stick to the kind of decent malts you get in a pub
i'll never learn squat randomly buying Arbelour and whatnot. Need a smaller set to work with, Laphroaig, Glen Morangie etc.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)

Jura and Highland Park are good.
See also Bowmore.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)

i've had a fair few gooduns. Dufftown Singleton was good.
but it's making sense of it all, remembering etc... need a smaller set to work with!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)

It's Acid Techno Wednesday
I shall therefore be raving in my pants to acid techno.
( broadsword, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)

techno_kewpie
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

who the fuck are you?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

Speet

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)

Is that a palindrome?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

Sorry, no.
Have a nice day.
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)

Not much because I'm on days again tomorrow.
I'll probably play Rome: Total War for a bit and have an early night.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)

I fancy playing a Total War game, I have Medieval 2 sitting around that I can try
But I am no good at strategy. Will it crush me relentlessly? Or can I just make men on horses run at castles and laugh
( Theoban What of it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)

I found M2 a bit of a bitch to be honest.
Of all of them Rome's my favourite. Partly because a lot of my family members in it end up as unhinged loons.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)

Sleeping mostly. I'm not very well
and have spent the day feeling very very drunk or snoozing. It's not been fun.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)

:(
are you sure you're not just drunk?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)

Positive. Being drunk feels more fun.
I had a rotten temperature this morning, my son actually sent me back to bed!

I feel a bit better now, hence me being able to look at a laptop screen, so hopefully a night of sleep and I will be back on form.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)

Silly LOVELY Wicca'd.
Four bottles of Gin is NOT medicine.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)

Yes it is. S'got herbs in.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)

Are you confusing Gin with Chartreuse again?
Also: *Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

modular arithmetic

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)

Like lego with numbers?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)

yeah a bit like that.
actually a reversible random number generator, for great justice.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)

So it generates logcial numbers from random ones?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)

well they're never really random.
you generate each one from the previous one.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)

I'm afraid all I have are more questions that merely highlight my inability to understand this sort of thing.
I quite like other things though, do you ever do other things?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)

I did another thing once
It was good...but not good good.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

*gallic shrug*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)

*lights gitanes*
*doesn't offer one out*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)

*drinks espresso in one go*
*crosses legs and lounges*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

are you forgetting something?
b3ta.com/talk/7308600
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

sometimes,
but I don't know what.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

You could try pottery. Then you'd be able to make pots.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

or jiggery pokery, then you could make jigs and pokes.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

gonna go for a run with housemate J
then maybe watch a film
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)

I watched X-Men First Class at the weekend
I thought it was very good. It made up for how upset the Wolverine movie made me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)

the wolverine game was better than the movie
but yeah, first class is very good
although: this
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)

ha, lovely
So when you say the game was better...is this the game of the film?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)

yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyZ7YCs7u3k
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)

COR!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

I'll forgive it most things for the knife scene in the bierhaus

( Theoban What of it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)

Are housemates A - I not interested in running?

( broadsword, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)

there are only housemates H, J & R

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)

Eating salmon? I think.
And probably playing Alpha Protocol or Magicka and watching Breaking Bad.
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

Approving of all these Easty activities right here

( Theoban What of it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)

They're not a bad selection of activities, true.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)

I'm in a shit mood and I'm knackered
So I'll mostly get fucked off by students, then by the gf, and finally settle down to Sucker Punch, which I've been wanting to see for ages.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)

Hah oh god are you in for a disappointment

( Theoban What of it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)

think about who you're talking to here
he'll probably love it
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

He'll have a review of it up on his geocities blog later
BEST FILM EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With an animated gif of some fire behind the letters
( Theoban What of it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)

Well both of you can get to fuck, if you don't mind.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)

TBH I don't expect to stay awake for the whole thing.
I just want to veg in front of the tv, but freeview is fucking wank.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

I didn't think it was that terrible.
It was bad, but not terrible
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)

I just need some brain-in-neutral shit to look at
Nothing ground-breaking, nothing mind-altering, just good old fashioned shit. That's all I want. I don't want someone's fucking magnum opus and I don't want to be a better person for watching it.
I just want to watch something, and seeing as I'm having some low-quality 'me time' I'm going to watch this pile of shit.
Edit: I did not intend this to be a vent.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

Sounds like you need a wank more.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)

I want to hurt something really fucking badly, that's what I want.
Maybe playing some hard Defence tonight will get it out of my system.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)

I think they named it right.
Because I expected to see a Sci Fi film, not FETCH-QUEST: THE MOVIE!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)

Wait, "FETCH!"
No WONDER frisbee wants to see it.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)

That's not going to improve your day Adam.
I suggest you bin it and find something else to do.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

off
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

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( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)

I quite liked suckerpunch

( CowJam, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)

Meh The LOVELY Cee Jay.
It's no BloodRayne: The Blood Reich.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)

Very true,
a bit of lesbianism would've gone down well.
( CowJam, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)

playing Xenoblade Chronicles

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)

Given the lack of modern forensics
I'd become a master criminal.
( CowJam, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)

Wrong thread you idiot

( CowJam, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)