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Steve Cram, a tin of Spam

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
The name Steve Cram always used to make me think of crab paste.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
Whatever for?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
sandwiches.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
oh... i say... very good!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
How does it smell?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
crabby

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
ooooh matron!
*gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
Seb Coe, a garden hoe

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
Zola Budd, a handful of mud

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
lennox lewis, a packet of chewits

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
Frank Bruno, a box of Uno

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
Mike Tyson,
an upright Dyson
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
Ruud Gullit, a red mullet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
Prince Naseem, a deep sea bream

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
Sally Gunnell, kitchen funnel

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
Mike Tyson, a novel by Bill Bryson

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
Geoff Capes
a shrewdness of apes
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
John Parrot, a parrot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
roger black, apple mac

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
Steve Davis, myasthenia gravis

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
Willie Thorn
questionable porn
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
Peter Shilton
a large piece of stilton
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
John Barnes, keema nahn's

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
Norman St John-Stevas
Bag of Maltesers

CLIVE
HIVE
DIVE

/talk needs moar good Harry Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
Rocket Surgeon
large sturgeon
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Harry_Hill
I think dogs should only be allowed to eat food that rhymes with their names. Under this system Poodles would only be able to eat noodles or strudel. But if you think about it that is the only dog which rhymes with a food so that's probably why the system isn't in effect. No, stop trying to think of a dog which rhymes with a food there isn't one. Stop it!
(later)
Quiche Lorraine, Great Dane. No, I won't accept it.
(later)
Labrador, lobster thermidor. OK, I'll accept that one.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
pfft "sinjin"
St John!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
oh of course!
thank you! couldn't find it on youtube.

you DO have your uses. got any pea cosies?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
you utter utter FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
I bet you think Choldmondleigh-Featherstonehaugh
is spelt "Chumley-Fanshaw".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
Pfft "Stevens"
Stevas!

no, I don't. no idea what you're referencing there. Unless it's Mr Cholmondley-Warner from that Harry Enfield. In which case - WOMAN! KNOW YOUR LIMITS
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
how would you ask for directions to Woolfardisworthy?
they have to write "(Woolsery)" on the signs for people like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
I'd stop here if I were you. You've done enough today.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
but you're not me, huh?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
well observed sherlock.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
a citrus bearing perennial, my stag like television guide.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
always know boundaries.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
Don't panic Mr.Mannering!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
haha fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)

00:14:01,791
Dash, there I go calling you Main-waring.
You call it Mainwaring, don't you?

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00:14:01,958 -- 00:14:06,509
I knew a chap out in India, called himself
Chumley, spelt his name Cholmondeley.

210
00:14:06,678 -- 00:14:08,396
Absolute idiot.

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We used to call him Chilli Mushrooms.

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Chilli Mush...!

213
00:14:17,478 -- 00:14:19,673
How frightfully amusing!

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Terribly clever. Chilli Mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
What in the blue hell is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
subtitles.
might come in handy one day.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
you mean submarinetightelles

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
I'm scared TH.
HOLD ME.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
I always loved the bit where he goes down the hill in the bath tub!
and when he falls through the open bar! "Nice and cool, Trigger, Nice and cool""!!! ROTFQMFO
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
AKB!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)