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After explaining at length exactly how to execute a plethora of complicated wrestling moves,
Tina was hoping Manolith would release the sleeper hold before she passed out, and was beginning to panic.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:36, archived)
It's the only way he knows how to cuddle

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
every woman loves a rear naked choke

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
not just the women Mano
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
did you know there is a rasslin manoeuvre called a 'shining wizard'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:54, archived)
Is this one of those times i regret googling something?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
i wouldn't have thought so

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:59, archived)
Ever wanted to see Japanese people kicking each other in the face?
If the answer is Yes, then you're in for a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:05, archived)
Jesus, I haven't heard about that move sice WWF Warzone/Attitude.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
i always give it to my create a wrestlers in wwe games

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:59, archived)
I opined that if my missus became a wrestler, Shining Wizard would be her finisher
Then the idea of her wrestling and me being her 'manager' got me quite excited. She's not keen on the idea sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
i'd have a half nelson backbreaker, i reckon

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
Figure four leglock for me
and crossface chickenwing. Not at the same time, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:05, archived)
you'd be a submission wrestler?
BORING
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:09, archived)
I like to hurt people until they scream for mercy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)
I'd Rock her Bottom, if you catch my drift.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
Wait, no, I've misunderstood this subthread.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
never mind, i prefer this
i'd clutch her camel
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
I'd CRIPPLE her CROSS FACE!
Poor Nancy Benoit and offspring :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
I'd have a five knuckle shuffle
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
How about a dutch rudder
and finishing her off with a fuzzy Hannah?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
I'd totally post-it note her work environment

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
Oh man I would creosote her fence all day.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
I would so arrange her chopping boards by size and use

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
alright adam, stop talking about your silly sport

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
Already impressed, Natalie was quite taken by Windy Pig's palatial mansion
He escorted her around the grounds in one of his Land Rovers, where they stopped and picnicked under an old oak tree, that's mentioned in the Domesday book.
Then he got the fucking dog out of his pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
proper lol at that one TH,
made my morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
You know I loves ya Porgie

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:40, archived)
A dog that's used exclusively for intercourse.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
don't be silly, little dogs can't pull golf trolleys

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
Why do you think it's called 'dogging'?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)
I used to think dogging meant squeezing a dog until it farts.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:52, archived)
It sort of is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
are you saying both the pigs are windy?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)